1. 10

    Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

  2. 9

    Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.

  3. 8

    The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

  4. 7

    Throughout history, great leaders have known the power of humor.

  5. 6

    Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.

  6. 5

    That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.

  7. 4

    If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?

  8. 3

    Love is a serious mental disease.

  9. 2

    You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it.

  10. 1

    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.