Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
Throughout history, great leaders have known the power of humor.
Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?
Love is a serious mental disease.
You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.