I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
— Joan Rivers

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
Martin Luther husband quote

The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives.
— English Proverbs

A poor beauty finds more lovers than husbands.
— English Proverbs

Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.
— husband quotation by Zsa Zsa Gabor