quote by Lewis Grizzard

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.

— Lewis Grizzard

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The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.

How little wives may realize that a biting, stinging word in the morning will rob a husband of efficiency the whole day long. But a loving, tender, beautiful word—a little prayer word—will fill him with music and will lead him into victory.

I was a queen, and you took away my crown;

a wife, and you killed my husband; a mother, and you deprived me of my children. My blood alone remains: take it, but do not make me suffer long.

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

The best is yet to come.

The perfect family doesn't exist, nor is there a perfect husband or a perfect wife, and let's not talk about the perfect mother-in-law! It's just us sinners. A healthy family life requires frequent use of three phrases: "May I? Thank you, and I'm sorry" and "never, never, never end the day without making peace."

Clear communication. Respect. A lot of laughter. And a lot of orgasms. That's what makes a marriage work.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

It is better for a girl to marry in such a time when she would begin menstruation at her husband's house rather than her father's home. Any father marrying his daughter so young will have a permanent place in heaven.

At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more test, not winning one more verdict or not closing one more deal. You will regret time not spent with a husband, a friend, a child, or a parent.

My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.

In the marriage union, the independence of the husband and wife will be equal, their dependence mutual, and their obligations reciprocal.

I never married because there was no need.

I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.

God created sex. Priests created marriage.

A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the way to my car, he falls down three times. When I get to his house, I help him out of the car, and on the way to the front door, he falls down four more times. I ring the bell and say, Here's your husband! The man's wife says, Where's his wheelchair?

If homes are going to survive, it will be because husbands and fathers again place their families at the highest level on their system of priorities.

I have a lifetime appointment and I intend to serve it.

I expect to die at 110, shot by a jealous husband.

It is a foolish woman who expects her husband to be to her that which only Jesus Christ Himself can be: always ready to forgive, totally understanding, unendingly patient, invariably tender and loving, unfailing in every area, anticipating every need, and making more than adequate provision. Such expectations put a man under an impossible strain

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say.

I love to talk about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about.

Each suburban wife struggles with it alone.

As she made the beds, shopped for groceries, matched slipcover material, ate peanut butter sandwiches with her children, chauffeured Cub Scouts and Brownies, lay beside her husband at night- she was afraid to ask even of herself the silent question-- 'Is this all?

I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have.

The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

My hobbies are cooking and gardening, especially growing orchids.

I love soccer, my husband and I support a British team called Chelsea, and I also enjoy tennis. We have 3 cats.

Our problem with President Obama isn't that he's a bad person.

By all accounts, he too is a good husband, and a good father - and thanks to lots of practice, a pretty good golfer.

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I think the major role of the First Lady is to take care of the President so that he can best serve the people. And not to fail her family, her husband, and children.

When talking about marriage, Allah says your spouses are garments for you.

A garment may or may not fit perfectly-but either way, it covers imperfections, protects, and beautifies.

A wife and a husband should be regarded as friends for the sake of Allaah.

And that friendship is above material needs; each encouraging the other one to do good deeds, which are pleasing to Allaah.

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality.

Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.

Just as men must give up economic control when their wives share the responsibility for the family's financial well-being, women must give up exclusive parental control when their husbands assume more responsibility for child care.

I think that my interpretation of Italian was a lot more southern than what my husband cooks. You know, I grew up in Queens and in Brooklyn, and we - really, it's more southern. It's Naples and Sicily. It's heavier. It's over-spiced. And like most Americans, I thought spaghetti and meatballs was genius.

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