quote by Mark Twain

When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

— Mark Twain

Belligerent I Was Stupid quotations

I was stupid quote The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts whi

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence.

If you call it a riot, it sounds like it was just a bunch of crazy people who went out and did bad things for no reason. I maintain it was somewhat understandable, if not acceptable. So I call it a rebellion.

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

I was stupid quote When you are dead, you don't even know that you are dead. It's only pain for oth

When you are dead, you don't even know that you are dead. It's only pain for others. Same thing when you are stupid.

Christmas in the Underworld was NOT my idea.

If I'd known what was coming, I would've called in sick. I could've avoided an army of demons, a fight with a Titan, and a trick that almost got my friends and me cast into eternal darkness. But no, I had to take my stupid English exam.

The education that prepared me was my general education classes, which I tried to avoid when I was a stupid undergraduate, but which gave me the foundation of general knowledge that makes a career as a writer possible.

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I told him that was a stupid bet because the rainbow was enough.

I was stupid quote Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscienti

Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.

I got a lot of support from my parents.

That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

I WAS YOUNG!! I WAS STUPID.. YOU TOLD ME GIRLS BOUGHT THAT MAGAZINE!!

I had a place in England and was commuting from England to Australia, which is pretty stupid, but after two years I sort of knew what I wanted to do, more or less.

I was stupid quote Worrying is stupid. It is like walking around with an umbrella waiting for it to

Worrying is stupid. It is like walking around with an umbrella waiting for it to rain.

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Twice we stood beside each other at the altar, Rosie.

Twice. And twice we got it wrong. I needed you to be there for my wedding day but I was too stupid to see that I needed you to be the reason for my wedding day. But we got it all wrong.

I bowled a 129... It was like the Special Olympics or something!

I was not going to be a stupid girl singer. I was going to be way more than that.

I was stupid quote It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

What I really felt like, though, was committing suicide.

I felt like jumping out the window. I probably would've done it, too, if I'd been sure somebody'd cover me up as soon as I landed. I didn't want a bunch of stupid rubbernecks looking at me when I was all gory.

I knew school was stupid since the fifth grade.

I think every American actor wants to be a movie star.

But I never wanted to do stupid movies, I wanted to do films. I vowed I would never do a commercial, nor would I do a soap opera -- both of which I did as soon as I left the Acting Company and was starving.

I was stupid quote Don’t do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset

Don’t do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset

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I've heard Eric Clapner, ... I think it was a wonderful thing that Eric Clapner the musician did...So I think that's the wonderful part about it, but listen - I like Eric Clapner!

I am proud of being a Southerner. I wasn't about to let Southerners on my show be stupid or aw-shuckses who just sit on the front porch and spit in the yard. I wasn't about to do that, and I made that very clear from the start. I was kind of the gate-keeper on that stuff.

I was very against pink and purple when I was young, because they were girls' colors. But that was only because I didn't want people to write me off for what I can do. When I got into my 20s, I decided that was stupid.

I was stupid quote Don't let little stupid things break your happiness

Don't let little stupid things break your happiness

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I found myself staring at her, which was stupid since I'd seen her a billion times. Still, she seemed so much more mature. It was kind of intimidating. I mean, sure, she'd always been cute, but she was starting to be seriously beautiful.

I never came across anyone in whom the moral sense was dominant who was not heartless, cruel, vindictive, log-stupid, and entirely lacking in the smallest sense of humanity. Moral people, as they are termed, are simple beasts.

Cider was my drink because I liked the taste and it made me stupid.

I was stupid quote Religious wars are basically people killing each other over who has the better i

Religious wars are basically people killing each other over who has the better imaginary friend.

I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out there in Africa.

I learnt the lesson on nonviolence from my wife, when I tried to bend her to my will. Her determined resistance to my will on the one hand, and her quiet submission to the suffering my stupidity involved on the other, ultimately made me ashamed of myself and cured me of my stupidity in thinking that I was born to rule over her.

I won't go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I've ever felt to home.

I was stupid quote The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has it limits.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has it limits.

I'm a natural blonde, but I feel like a brunette.

I feel like people treat me now how I should be treated. People used to be shocked, when I was blond, that I wasn't stupid.

How could I have been so stupid to ignore everything I’d had in my life? The color red alone was worth kingdoms.

I couldn't believe I'd come this far, lost Tyson, suffered through so much, only to fail - stopped by a big stupid monster in a baby-blue tuxedo kilt. Nobody was going to swat down my friends like that! I mean... nobody, not Nobody. Ah, you know what I mean.

I was stupid quote Anyone can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in their error.

Anyone can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in their error.

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That was real disrespectful and stupid.

But it ain't really catch me off guard. I mean, when you see certain things in a person's character [like J-Hood], you don't get really get caught off by guard by certain actions.

People aren't stupid. I mean, people remember in 1990, the unemployment rate was 10 percent. Now it's 4 _ percent. We've got 1/4 million jobs that we've created.

People aren't stupid. I mean, people remember in 1990, the unemployment rate was 10 percent. Now it's 4 _ percent. We've got 1/4 million jobs that we've created.

I was stupid quote Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climd a tree, i

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climd a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.

Like most of the others, I was a seeker, a mover, a malcontent, and at times a stupid hell-raiser.

When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crackhead with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes.

I wish I could turn back time, but I can't.

I made a stupid decision because I thought I was invincible, and I'll pay for it the rest of my life.

Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide.

..And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled.

It [defending Salmon Rushdie] was, if I can phrase it like this, a matter of everything I hated versus everything I loved. In the hate column: dictatorship, religion, stupidity, demagogy, censorship, bullying and intimidation. In the love column: literature, irony, humor, the individual and the defense of free expression.

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