Most Powerful Idiot Box quotations
Let me say this: bein a idiot is no box of chocolates.
Boxing's a sport that gives you licence to act like an idiot, I think.
TV programmes are so bad these days, even idiots are getting rid of their idiot boxes.
Getting a life’ is something only a complete idiot could believe.
Like you can just drive to a store and get a life. See it in its shiny box and look inside the plastic window and catch a glimpse of yourself in a new life and say, ‘Wow, I look much happier — I think this is the life I need to get!’, take it to the counter, ring it up, put it on your credit card. If getting a life was that easy, we’d be one blissed-out race.
