quote by Steven Wright

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

— Steven Wright

Fascinating Instant Coffee quotations

Instant coffee quote Draw your troubles with coffee.
Draw your troubles with coffee.
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Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives... and to the "good life", whatever it is and wherever it happens to be.

There sure are a lot of these 'instant' products on the market.

Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal... instant dislike.

Instant coffee quote An empty coffee cup is full of hope...
An empty coffee cup is full of hope...

Democracy is not an instant coffee.

There is no reason why we shouldn't be able to split an infinitive, any more than we should forsake instant coffee and air travel because they weren't available to the Romans.


Been trying the soapy water and instant coffee method.

Works somewhat, but boy it tastes terrible. I don't know how you guys can stand it. I'm going back to milk and espresso for my cappas.

Instant coffee quote Coffee keeps me busy until it is acceptable to drink wine
Coffee keeps me busy until it is acceptable to drink wine
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We have instant pudding, instant photos, instant coffee—but there are no instant adults.

We live in an instant-coffee world. Sometimes real-world solutions take a little longer.

In my tradition, one must wait until one has learned a lot of Bible and Talmud and the Prophets to handle mysticism. This isn't instant coffee. There is no instant mysticism.

Instant coffee quote Coffee is a great power in my life.
Coffee is a great power in my life.

Starbuck's is going to start selling instant coffee.

This is for people who want the quality of Sanka, but want to pay the high Starbuck's price.


... The truth of the matter is, that most English people don't know how to make tea anymore either, and most people drink cheap instant coffee instead, which is a pity, and gives Americans the impression that the English are just generally clueless about hot stimulants.

Instant coffee is just old beans that have been cremated.

Instant coffee quote A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.
A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.
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Today everything must be easy and it mustn't take time .

.. ready meals. Powdered hot chocolate and instant coffee ... Living takes time. We need to give each other time.

Human beings would split the atom and invent television, nylon, and instant coffee before they could figure out the age of their own planet.

I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book.

The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover. I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.

Instant coffee quote Running well is a matter of having the patience to persevere when we are tired a
Running well is a matter of having the patience to persevere when we are tired ad not expecting instant results.

Rock and Roll is instant coffee.

Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking alcohol for instant motor skills.

Weirdly, some of the middle stuff of the descent into something going wrong were the hardest, tonally. You don't want to jump the gun and be instantly paranoid about the fact that she has made coffee wrong because that would be weird. It's the slow build and letting it sink in. If they say everything is okay, you believe your partner. You don't want to rattle the boat too much on your honeymoon.

Instant coffee quote Laughter is an instant vacation.
Laughter is an instant vacation.

In this modern day and age, we have instant coffee, instant tea - instant disbelief. That's the reason we will never become anything. It is because we will never believe in ourselves. We will always listen to the mass majority. If everybody's making fun of you and criticizing you, then you know you're on the right track. 'Cause most people ain't got it.

Coffee and cigarettes are much better if you want an instant breakfast.