quote by Don Rickles

I never could tell a joke. I just started talking to the audience, and when the drunks would yell, "Hey, when do the broads come on?" I got good at saying, "Relax. Clear your skin up first." They called me "the insult guy," but it's never mean-spirited. I'm just exaggerating everything about us and about life.

— Don Rickles

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If someone has offended you, insulted you, or disappointed you, let it go! If you are remembering all the ways you have been hurt or forgotten, let it go! Ask yourself, what good does it do for me to hold on to this?


Insulting me quote Don't compare yourself with anyone in this world... if you do so, you are insult
Don't compare yourself with anyone in this world... if you do so, you are insulting yourself.

You will certainly grant me that neither antiquity nor whatever nation has devised a more repulsive and blasphemous absurdity than that of eating your God. This is the most disgusting dogma of Christian religion, the greatest insult to the Highest Being, the climax of madness and insanity.

Insulting me quote An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
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Nothing could be more insulting to me than the concept of civil rights.

It means perpetual second-class citizenship for me and my kind.

I AM NOT PAYING FOR SOME CRACKPOT OLD FOOL TO TEACH HIM MAGIC TRICKS!" yelled Uncle Vernon. Hagrid seized his pink umbrella and whirled it over his head "NEVER -" he thundered "- INSULT -ALBUS -DUMBLEDORE - IN - FRONT - OF - ME!

Socrates, on being insulted in the marketplace, asked by a passerby, "Don't you worry about being called names?" retorted, "Why? Do you think I should resent it if an ass had kicked me?


Insulting me quote There is nothing more awful, insulting, and depressing than banality
There is nothing more awful, insulting, and depressing than banality

Woman? Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man. - Daenerys Targaryen

You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.

I've always followed my father's advice: he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble.

Being a star has made it possible for me to get insulted in places where the average Negro could never hope to go and get insulted.

Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I'd strike the sun if it insulted me.


Insults are pouring down on me as thick as hail.

Insult me all you want. Judge me as much as you want. Say what you think, everything you want. But one thing. Dont touch my fans.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

I love it when someone insults me. That means that I don't have to be nice anymore.

Many people are target people. Once when Louis B. Mayer insulted me I poured a glass of water over his head.


A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.

I love it when someone insults me. That means I don't have to be nice anymore.

No one can ever heap enough insults upon me to suit my taste.

I think we all really thrive on hostility, because it's the most intense kind of massage the ego can undergo. Other people's indifference is the only horror.

Don't insult me today just because I'm poor, you don't know what my future holds!

People say 'Poor guy.' That insults me. I despise sympathy. So I screwed up. I made some mistakes. 'Poor guy,' like I'm some victim. There's nothing poor about me.


Leo: “I can’t believe I thought you were hot.

” Khione’s face turned red. “Hot? You dare insult me? I am cold, Leo Valdez. Very, very cold.

I'm proud of the fact that Marine Le Pen in France insults me and Geert Wilders in the Netherlands calls me his opponent. The way I see it is, if these people weren't attacking me, I would be doing something wrong.

Etiquette enables you to resolve conflict without just trading insults.

Without etiquette, the irritations in modern life are so abrasive that you see people turning to the law to regulate everyday behavior. This frightens me; it's a major inroad on our basic freedoms.

You're such a big BABY. So cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT

Behind the fury, he was tired. He was tired of being hauled around and shoved into a little room. He was tired of trying for me and failing. And to have Minias know it, to be carted off under his leash…It was almost insulting. Maybe, if I gave Al a night of peace to lick his wounds and his pride, he would grant that same courtesy to me?


How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?

That is the point of quotations. One can use another's words to be insulting.

When I haven't been kissed in a long time, I create civil disturbances, then insult the cops who show up, till one of them grabs me by the collar and hurls me up against the squad car, so I can remember, at least for a moment, what it's like to be touched.

I might as well enquire,” replied she, “why with so evident a design of offending and insulting me, you chose to tell me that you liked me against your will, against your reason, and even against your character?

You say you're not special because the world doesn't know about you, but that's an insult to me. I know about you.


Zwarte Piet, or 'Black Pete,' is a relic from slavery.

It is something that should have long been eliminated, and it's very insulting to black Dutch people. It's shocking to me that it still exists, but I think it's about the lack of knowledge and education regarding the roots of the character in the slave trade.

It makes me sick to see a superior runner wait behind the field until 200 meters to go and then sprint away. That is immoral. It's both an insult to the other runners and a denigration of his own ability.

I got hundreds of emails insulting me, accusing me of being some caveman.

I am by no means a Luddite. I have two iPods. I have a cell phone. I have cable TV, HDTV!

Don't waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself. Remember compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.