quote by Lewis Grizzard

The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.

— Lewis Grizzard

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Inventing quote They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything.

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything.

Hell must be a pretty swell spot, because the guys that invented religion have sure been trying hard to keep everybody else out.

Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple

Inventing quote We need men who can dream of things that never were.

We need men who can dream of things that never were.

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Be alone, that is the secret of invention; be alone, that is when ideas are born.

Mankind invented the atomic bomb, but no mouse would ever construct a mousetrap.

The mirror is a worthless invention. The only way to truly see yourself is in the reflection of someone else's eyes.

Inventing quote The smallest good deed is better than the grandest invention.

The smallest good deed is better than the grandest invention.

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Children have real understanding only of that which they invent themselves, and each time that we try to teach them too quickly, we keep them from reinventing it themselves.

Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.

There is no god, there is no god, there is no god at all.

He who invented god is a fool. He who propagates god is a scoundrel. He who worships god is a barbarian.

Inventing quote The best way to predict the future is to invent it

The best way to predict the future is to invent it

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge.

It is difficult to maintain the illusion that we are interpreting a Constitution, rather than inventing one.

The Gospel is like water; no man invented it, yet no man can live without it.

Inventing quote The greatest invention in the world is the mind of a child.

The greatest invention in the world is the mind of a child.

My message, especially to young people is to have courage to think differently, courage to invent, to travel the unexplored path, courage to discover the impossible and to conquer the problems and succeed. These are great qualities that they must work towards. This is my message to the young people.

My message, especially to young people is to have courage to think differently, courage to invent, to travel the unexplored path, courage to discover the impossible and to conquer the problems and succeed. These are great qualities that they must work towards. This is my message to the young people.

There is no such thing as permanence at all.

Everything is constantly changing. Everything is in a flux. Because you cannot face the impermanence of all relationships, you invent sentiments, romance, and dramatic emotions to give them certainty. Therefore you are always in conflict.

Inventing quote The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy.

Music is the electrical soil in which the spirit lives, thinks and invents.

Democracy is a con game. It’s a word invented to placate people to make them accept a given institution. All institutions sing, ‘We are free.’ The minute you hear ‘freedom’ and ‘democracy’, watch out… because in a truly free nation, no one has to tell you you’re free.

We talk about predestination because the Bible talks about predestination.

If we desire to build our theology on the Bible, we run head on into this concept. We soon discover that John Calvin did not invent it.

Inventing quote We shouldn't even need the word "atheism". If people didn't invent ridiculous im

We shouldn't even need the word "atheism". If people didn't invent ridiculous imaginary Gods., rational people wouldn't have to deny them.

Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.

Every child has a dream, to pursue the dream is in every child's hand to make it a reality. One's invention is another's tool.

The first step in liquidating a people is to erase its memory.

Destroy its books, its culture, its history. Then have somebody write new books, manufacture a new culture, invent a new history. Before long that nation will begin to forget what it is and what it was... The struggle of man against power is the struggle of memory against forgetting.

Inventing quote The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves. They didn't bother to find out who and what I was. Instead they would invent a character for me. I wouldn't argue with them. They were obviously loving somebody I wasn't.

[A]ll churches, whether Jewish, Christian or Muslim, are simply human inventions. They use fear to enslave us. They are a monopoly for power and profit.

Nature is busy creating absolutely unique individuals, whereas culture has invented a single mold to which all must conform. It is grotesque.

Inventing quote To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.

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Give me but a firm spot on which to stand, and I shall move the earth.

Limitation makes the creative mind inventive.

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Knowledge emerges only through invention and re-invention, through the restless, impatient, continuing, hopeful inquiry human beings pursue in the world, with the world, and with each other.

There are no rules. That is how art is born, how breakthroughs happen. Go against the rules or ignore the rules. That is what invention is about.

The world isn't getting any easier. With all these new inventions I believe that people are hurried more and pushed more... The hurried way is not the right way; you need time for everything - time to work, time to play, time to rest.

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense... human rights invented America.

I was playing when I invented the aqualung. I think play is the most serious thing in the world.

The principal goal of education is to create men who are capable of doing new things, not simply of repeating what other generations have done-men who are creative, inventive, and discovers. The second goal of education is to form minds which can be critical, can verify, and not accept everything they are offered.

Real obstacles don't take you in circles. They can be overcome. Invented ones are like a maze.

Man is an idiot. He doesn't know how to do anything without copying, without imitating, without plagiarizing, without aping. It might even have been that man invented generation by coitus after seeing the grasshopper copulate.

The war of ideas is a Greek invention.

It is one of the most important inventions ever made. Indeed, the possibility of fighting with with words and ideas instead of fighting with swords is the very basis of our civilization, and especially of all its legal and parliamentary institutions.

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