In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.— Frank Yankovic
Cheering Irish Beer quotations
When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. I wonder would they know it was me?
It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.
When money's tight and is hard to get And your horse has also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
St. Patrick... one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.
This world has angels all too few, and heaven is overflowing.
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver.
I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.
When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish and the Irish are very emotionally moved. My mother is Irish and she cries during beer commercials.
Did the Warwickshire militia, who were chiefly artisans, teach the Irish to drink beer, or did they learn from the Irish how to drink whiskey?
That's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous.