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In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.

— Frank Yankovic

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Irish beer quote Football, beer, and above all gambling, filled up the horizon of their minds. To

Football, beer, and above all gambling, filled up the horizon of their minds. To keep them in control was not difficult.

When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. I wonder would they know it was me?

It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.

Irish beer quote Beer, It's the best damn drink in the world.

Beer, It's the best damn drink in the world.

When money's tight and is hard to get And your horse has also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.

Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.

Irish beer quote I'll drink responsibly when there's a beer called "Responsibly"

I'll drink responsibly when there's a beer called "Responsibly"

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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.

This world has angels all too few, and heaven is overflowing.

St. Patrick... one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver.

I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.

When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish and the Irish are very emotionally moved. My mother is Irish and she cries during beer commercials.

Did the Warwickshire militia, who were chiefly artisans, teach the Irish to drink beer, or did they learn from the Irish how to drink whiskey?

That's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous.

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