God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.— Ed Mcmahon
Belligerent Irish Drinking quotations
Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.
The light music of whiskey falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.
In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.
Trust me, You can dance.
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.
When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. I wonder would they know it was me?
In wine, there's truth.
It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.
When money's tight and is hard to get And your horse has also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Live in the sunshine. Swim the sea. Drink the wild air.
New York was the only city I knew in the world where you could be desperately lonely at nine in the morning, crossing the street for a bagel at Gristede's, and find that seven hours later you were drinking Irish coffee at P.J. Clarke's with all the friends you had inherited along the way.
May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
I drink to make other people more interesting
Oh, he occasionally takes an alcoholiday.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my Mum.
I know I've got Irish blood because I wake up everyday with a hangover.
Give a man a bottle of wine, he drinks for a day. Teach a man to make wine, he'll always have lots of friends
This world has angels all too few, and heaven is overflowing.
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver.
I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.
Best while you have it use your breath, There is no drinking after death.
Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air.
A man takes a drink, the drink takes another, and the drink takes the man.
There's something wonderful about drinking in the afternoon.
A not-too-cold pint, absolutely alone at the bar - even in this fake-ass Irish pub.
When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish and the Irish are very emotionally moved. My mother is Irish and she cries during beer commercials.
Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick
The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch.
You've got to use alcohol and not let it use you.
I come from a country that's been doomed by alcohol. The Irish could drink; they could drink Europe. And they'd have a good go at America, too. I mean, you guys - your alcohol is like not good, it's weak.
I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
The Spanish and Cuban people have the same kind of wakes the Irish do.
They go on for two or three days and drink a lot of booze and eat a lot of food.
If you could drink dreams like the Irish streams Then the world would be high as the mountain of morn In the Pool they told us the story How the English divided the land.
The Irish sometimes make and keep a vow against whiskey;
these vows are usually limited to a short time.
Coffee keeps me busy until it is acceptable to drink wine
Did the Warwickshire militia, who were chiefly artisans, teach the Irish to drink beer, or did they learn from the Irish how to drink whiskey?
The rural Chinese in Henan Province mixed alcohol and business like you wouldn’t believe. Perhaps as a result, they also had a charming nationalistic blind spot: they honestly believed they could out-drink everyone else on the planet. As an Irish-American who outweighed them by 50 pounds, I had come to find this both amusing and useful.
They don't like anyone who isn't Korean, and they don't like each other all that much, either. They're hardheaded, hard-drinking, tough little bastards, 'the Irish of Asia'.
Coffee is a great power in my life.
My mom's Jewish and my dad's Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside.
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
Waitress: "And to drink?" Artemis: "Spring water.
Irish, if you have it. And no ice, please. As your ice is no doubt made from tap water, which rather defeats the purpose of spring water.