quote by Tug McGraw

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.

— Tug McGraw

Most Powerful Irish Whiskey quotations

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

The light music of whiskey falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.

Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

"Uisce Beatha" is a compounded distilled spirit being drawn on aromatics, and the Irish sort is particularly distinguished for its pleasant and mild flavour.

Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me.

Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely expensive stuff, seventy-five dollars for a 1.75-ounce pour of premium Irish whiskey, because if you're doing a shot with Jesus, you don't buy him scotch.

They're a dark people with a gift for suffering way past their deserving.

It's said that without whiskey to soak and soften the world, they'd kill themselves. (Irish)

The Irish sometimes make and keep a vow against whiskey;

these vows are usually limited to a short time.

Did the Warwickshire militia, who were chiefly artisans, teach the Irish to drink beer, or did they learn from the Irish how to drink whiskey?

God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.