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What are the best jackass quotes?

We've gathered this hand-picked list of quotes to show you what is jackass!

Whether a inspirational quote from your favorite celebrity H. L. Mencken, Sam Rayburn or an motivational message about giving it your best from a successful business person, we can all benefit from a famous jackass quote.

Democracy is also a form of religion. It is the worship of jackals by jackasses. — H. L. Mencken

Any jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build it. — Sam Rayburn

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything. — Paris Hilton

A jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one. — Sam Rayburn

Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that he also usually proves that he is one himself. — H. L. Mencken

Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it. — Lyndon B. Johnson

I once told Nixon that the Presidency is like being a jackass caught in a hail storm. You've got to just stand there and take it. — Lyndon B. Johnson

The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new 'Jackass' movie, I know that I'm going to wind up with at least two broken bones. I don't know when it's going to happen, but you can't contemplate how you're going to fall and what's going to happen. — Bam Margera