When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't. It was because I didn't know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut.
— Dean Martin

jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B. Johnson jerry quote

In the end we're all Jerry Springer Show guests, really, we just haven't been on the show.
— Marilyn Manson

The laws against public nudity make no sense. The idea that Jerry Falwell can go topless while Cindy Crawford cannot is an absolute affront to logic, common sense and the 5000 year human struggle for aesthetic taste.
— Peter McWilliams

You know, it's cigarettes that killed (Jerry) Garcia. Everyone thinks it's heroin, but it wasn't. It was cigarettes.
— jerry quotation by John Mellencamp