quote by Chris Hedges

Turn off your televisions. Ignore the Newt-Mitt-Rick- Barack reality show. It is as relevant to your life as the gossip on “Jersey Shore.” The real debate, the debate raised by the Occupy movement about inequality, corporate malfeasance, the destruction of the ecosystem, and the security and surveillance state, is the only debate that matters.

— Chris Hedges

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Jersey shore quote Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the sh
Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.

cause down the shore everything's all right

We've come a long way in our thinking, but also in our moral decay.

I can't imagine Dr. King watching the 'Real Housewives' or 'Jersey Shore.'

Jersey shore quote You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the sh
You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything.

You gotta stay 'fresh to death,' I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh.

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer.

Jersey shore quote There is a pleasure in the pathless woods, there is a rapture on the lonely shor
There is a pleasure in the pathless woods, there is a rapture on the lonely shore, there is society, where none intrudes, by the deep sea, and music in its roar. I love not the man the less, but nature more.

I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up.

There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.

I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.

Would a NASA reality show "Lunar Shore" be more popular than "Jersey Shore?" Civilization's future depends on that answer.

Before Jersey Shore, I was a DJ struggling to promote, deejaying six nights a week and hustling to pack clubs.

I have a bad habit of playing little emotional games with men.

When they date me it's cool in the beginning, we do our thing in the first month, and then I send them on a rollercoaster ride to hell.

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal.

Andy says, I don't understand how they can give loans to people who want to spend two weeks lying on the sand at the goddam Jersey shore and then turn down a woman with three kids hanging on by her fingernails.

Yes, I would (be a big hit on Dancing with the Stars), but I don't think I can be wearing those tight outfits they have on there. I'm a very good dancer. I'm the John Travolta of Venezuela. If I was one of the 'Jersey Shore' guys and I had their stomach, then hell yeah I would do it.

I wouldn't say that I was ever a fan of MTV.

I was a guy on MTV. I don't think I was ever in the demographic of people who watch MTV. I never really watched MTV, so I'm definitely not a fan of 'Jersey Shore' or anything.

When you say, 'I spent my summers at the Jersey Shore,' people always say, 'Oh, really?' They think of the TV show. So I just say, 'A cute little harbor town in New Jersey.'

I took the LSAT the day 'Jersey Shore' premiered, and after that I was too busy to go to law school.

I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning.

I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning because he's pale and he would probably wanna be tanned.

My mom used to take me down to the Jersey Shore when I was 7, 8, 9 years old.

I can remember being down in that area - Belmar, Seaside Heights, Asbury Park and all those places that I went back and revisited.

The healthcare reform bill now includes a tanning booth tax of 10 percent.

You know what this means? This whole thing could be funded by the cast of 'Jersey Shore.'

The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend.

I had a weird dream the other night that I was on 'Jersey Shore.'

Prince Harry this week toured the Jersey Shore with New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. It was the first meeting between the Prince, of the House of Windsor, and the Governor, of the House of Pancake.

Yesterday Michael Phelps set an all-time Olympic record for most medals.

Phelps has so much gold on his chest he's been asked to join the cast of 'Jersey Shore.'

It was an actual Christmas tree farm.

We had, like, 15 acres. It was really fun as a kid. I also spent my summers at the Jersey Shore, on the bay in Stone Harbor. I walked everywhere barefoot. It was just the most amazing, magical way to grow up.

After having done this whole slew of press for 'Big Love,' now I'll have anxiety dreams for like a week and a half about all the stupid things I said. I can't even imagine being in front of the cameras all the time. I had a weird dream the other night that I was on 'Jersey Shore.'

Being a New Jersey native, going down to the shore for my whole life, it's a big thing that out of towners are very much looked down on and there is a real conflict between the locals and the Bennies - people that are out of towners, not from the shore. That's slang going back in the day.

The question is, 'how bad at sports were you as a kid?' I grew up near where they film Jersey Shore. If you weren't tan, muscular, and book-averse, you were a dork and a nerd and a geek and stuff. I remember being into Gary Larsen, Stephen Wright, Peter Sellers.

Scaling down individually is very hard.

Imagine that if you go to a place where everybody is dressed nicely, and you are the only one who doesn't dress nicely. Everybody goes on vacations to a great place and you go to the Jersey shore. It's very hard to do these things without an organized mechanism, but it looks to me like there might be some organized mechanisms.

I'm not a big fan of 'Jersey Shore' and those kinds of shows where people are really playing up to the cameras.

I lived in New York my whole life. Like every New Yorker, I have stories about spending summers on the Jersey shore, riding the roller coaster in Seaside that is now famous for that sickening photo of it being washed out to sea.

One of the first bills I helped passed was the Shore Protection Fund, which provides a stable source of funding for shore protection, something very important for Monmouth County and the entire Jersey Shore.

Barack Obama and Jimmy Hoffa are like Tweedledum and Tweedledee, Lady Gaga and hype, the 'Jersey Shore' cast and hairspray: inseparable. The president can no more disown the Teamsters Union's leader than he can disown his own id.

Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but I'm from the Jersey Shore.

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