The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.— George Carlin
Breathtaking Jolly quotations
Joy is not gush. Joy is not mere jolliness. Joy is perfect acquiescence ~ acceptance, rest ~ in God’s will, whatever comes.
Sing hey! Sing hey! For Christmas Day;
Twine mistletoe and holly. For a friendship glows In winter snows, And so let's all be jolly! At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year
I can't think of a more wonderful thanksgiving for the life I've had than that everyone should be jolly at my funeral.
Physically he was the connoisseur's connoisseur.
He was a giant panda, Santa Claus and the Jolly Green Giant rolled into one. On him, a lean and slender physique would have looked like very bad casting.
It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad.
Jolly boating weather, And a hay harvest breeze, Blade on the feather, Shade off the trees.
Scouting is not an abstruse or difficult science: rather it is a jolly game if you take it in the right light. In the same time it is educative, and (like Mercy) it is apt to benefit him that giveth as well as him that receives.
I don't believe in things like that - fairies or brownies or magic or anything.
It's old-fashioned.' 'Well, we must be jolly old-fashioned then,' said Bessie. 'Because we not only believe in the Faraway Tree and love our funny friends there, but we go to see them too - and we visit the lands at the top of the Tree as well!
Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul.
With a corncob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal. Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale they say. He was made of snow but the children know how he came to life one day.
If you get to it, and you cannot do it, then there you jolly well are, aren't you?
There, in the chords and melodies, is everything I want to say.
The words just jolly it along. It's always been my way of expressing what, for me, is inexpressible by any other means.
Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong, Under the shade of a coolibar tree, And he sang as he sat and waited for his billy-boil, You'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me.
I went to lose a jolly, Hour on the trolley, And lost my heart instead...
I am afraid of people because they want me to lead the same kind of life as they do. They want me to dance jolly and cheerful things. I do not like jollity. I love life.
O Autumn, laden with fruit, and stained With the blood of the grape, pass not, but sit Beneath my shady roof; there thou may'st rest, And tune thy jolly voice to my fresh pipe; And all the daughters of the year shall dance! Sing now the lusty song of fruit and flowers.
You cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad.
Growing up, my idols were Lucky Luke and Jolly Jumper. And Scottie Pippen.
…maybe the whole Internet will simply become like Facebook: falsely jolly, fake-friendly, self-promoting, slickly disingenuous….” - Zadie Smith
Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit .
.. Santa, who was jolly - but, let's face it, he was also very judgmental.
We do not wait for inspiration. We work because we've jolly well got to. But when all is said and done, we toil at this particular job because it's turned out to be our particular job, and in a weird sort of way I suppose we may be said to like it.
I'd rather be myself," he said. "Myself and nasty. Not somebody else, however jolly.
There's nothing like a jolly good disaster to get people to start doing something.
HELPED are those who laugh with a pure heart; theirs will be the company of the jolly righteous.
It is important to remember that these are your Declining Years, in which you can jolly well decline to do what you don't feel like doing, unless not doing it would make you feel worse than doing it.
In our family, we don't have rifts. We have a jolly good row and then it's all over. And I've only twice ever had a row with my sister.
Fantasy isn't just a jolly escape: It's an escape, but into something far more extreme than reality, or normality. It's where things are more beautiful and more wondrous and more terrifying. You move into a world of conflicting extremes.
There might be some credit in being jolly.
I cant believe anybody would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks into your house and leaves gifts.
We're deep into the holiday gift-giving season, as you can tell from the fact that everywhere you look, you see jolly old St. Nick urging you to purchase things, to the point where you want to slug him right in his bowl full of jelly.
There are two thing you need for a jolly good hymn.
The first is a set of words that expresses the mood or sentiment of the worshipper.The second-and perhaps even more important- is a good tune..with a simple popular melody.
My ball is in a bunch of fern, A jolly place to be;
An angry man is close astern- He waves his club at me. Well, let him wave-the sky is blue; Go on, old ball, we are but two-We may be down in three, Or nine-or ten-or twenty-five-It matters not; to be alive, Is good enough for me.
Well, my deliberate opinion is - it's a jolly strange world.
It was jolly in the country. A cow and little pigs to play with and milk warm from the cow.
I wish I loved the Human Race; I wish I loved its silly face; I wish I liked the way it walks; I wish I liked the way it talks; And when I'm introduced to one I wish I thought What Jolly Fun!