But unfortunately, I have to say, one out of every 100 interviews I do, I get a real journalist.
— Glenn Danzig

If a person is not talented enough to be a novelist, not smart enough to be a lawyer, and his hands are too shaky to perform operations, he becomes a journalist.
Norman Mailer journalistic quote

A journalist is a person who has mistaken their calling.
— Otto von Bismarck

Every journalist owes tribute to the evil one.
— Jean De La Fontaine

Journalists are like dogs, when ever anything moves they begin to bark.
— journalistic quotation by Arthur Schopenhauer