I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
— Rodney Dangerfield

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
Conan O'Brien juices quote

When you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out - because that's what's inside. When you are squeezed, what comes out is what is inside.
— Wayne Dyer

The common conception is that motivation leads to action, but the reverse is true -- action precedes motivation. You have to prime the pump and get the juice flowing, which motivates you to work on your goals. Getting momentum going is the most difficult part of the job, and often taking the first step is enough to prompt you to make the best of your day.
— Robert J. Mckain

It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash.
— Emily Carr