If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive.
Any jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build it.
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
When someone is going downhill everyone likes to give them a kick.
There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale ending, but sometimes you could threaten to kick the handsome prince in the ham-and-eggs.
The best fighter is not a Boxer, Karate or Judo man. The best fighter is someone who can adapt on any style. He kicks too good for a Boxer, Throws too good for a karate man, and punches too good for a Judo man.
A pat on the back is only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, but is miles ahead in results.
If a man will kick a fact out of the window, when he comes back he finds it again in the chimney corner.
Whoever won't fight when the President calls him, deserves to be kicked back in his hole and kept there.
Most gentlemen don't like love, they just like to kick it around.
I have a tendency to kick it up. I like to rattle the cage.
If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet.
And I love kick boxing. It's a lot of fun. It gives you a lot of confidence when you can kick somebody in the head.
A jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one.
Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. That's how I get my kicks.
Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.
The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on.
Sometimes people get their ends reversed. When this happens they need a kick in the seat of the pants.
A mule will labor ten years willingly and patiently for you, for the privilege of kicking you once.
Many people are in a rut and a rut is nothing but a grave--with both ends kicked out.
Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargain for.
Every day brings a chance for you to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes, and dance.
I hate the actor and audience business.
An author should be in among the crowd, kicking their shins or cheering them on to some mischief or merriment.
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
That's the public-school system all over. They may kick you out, but they never let you down.
Would you kick an opponent when he was down? Yes, if I thought he might get up.
All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door.
The violence of revolutions is the violence of men who charge into a vacuum.
Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at the touch, nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening.