quote by Lewis Grizzard

Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.

— Lewis Grizzard

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It is always by way of pain one arrives at pleasure.

In order to know virtue, we must first acquaint ourselves with vice.

We tend to think of the erotic as an easy, tantalizing sexual arousal.

I speak of the erotic as the deepest life force, a force which moves us toward living in a fundamental way.

It's hard for an educated woman to turn her head off.

That's part of the joy of being a submissive. None of the decisions are yours. When you can't refuse anything and can't even move, those voices in your head go silent. All you can do, and all you are permitted to do, is feel.

I've got a head of hair better than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.

In this country, some aristocratic families automatically categorize persons with dark skin, thick lips, and kinky hair as "Barias" [Amharic for slave]... let it be clear to everybody that I shall soon make these ignoramuses stoop and grind corn!

When you think night and day and every moment only of pleasing me, things will be very easy for you.

Everyone is a potential naked slave to you once you become a trainer.

I adore my black skin and my kinky hair.

The Negro hair is more educated than the white man's hair. Because with Negro hair, where you put it, it stays. It's obedient. The hair of the white, just give one quick movement, and it's out of place. It won't obey. If reincarnation exists I want to come back black.

I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.

O felt that her mouth was beautiful, since her lover condescended to thrust himself into it . . .

I'm sure no intelligent white person, in his or her right white mind, want black men and women marrying their white sons and daughters and in return introducing their grandchildren to half brown, kinky haired black people.

Lovers and mystics are familiar with this sense of grandeur, this taste of joy - in abandoning oneself to the will of others.

As a matter of fact," the other voice went on, "if you do tie her up from time to time, or whip her just a little, and she begins to like it, that's no good either. You have to get past the pleasure stage, until you reach the stage of tears.

To love is to live on the precipice.

Allthough that doesn't happen often lately, I like to read exciting thrillers and those kinky magazines.

If ever thou be'st bound in thy scarf and beaten, thou shalt find what it is to be proud of thy bondage.

Black women have kinky hair, and we think we have limitations on what we can do.

It's interesting that people think, 'Oh this is the only thing they can do.' But if you have blonde, straight hair and don't change it for 20 years - nobody thinks about it. Nobody says anything!

I like to be weird, kinky, straight, in and out, up and down.

I like to blow up people's expectations, create them, destroy them, and dissolve them. It is fun.

I don't drink. Never taken a drug in my life ever. In fact from a newspaper point of view I'm very boring. I don't do anything. I don't drink no booze, no drugs, no kinky carryings on, don't go to brothels.

Story of O is a fairy tale for another world, a world where some part of me lived for a long time, a world that no longer exists except between the covers of a book.

I think that submissiveness can [be] and is a formidable weapon, which women will use as long as it isn't taken from them.

Who I am finally, if not the long silent part of someone, the secret and nocturnal part which has never betrayed itself in public by any thought, word, or deed, but communicates through subterranean depths of the imaginary with dreams as old as the world itself?

Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.

I wrote 'The story of O' alone, for Dominique Aury, to interest him, to please him, to occupy him. I wasn't young, nor particularly pretty. I needed something which might interest a man like him.

By my makeup and temperament I wasn't really prey to physical desires.

Everything happened in my head.

Debauchery conceived of as a kind of ascetic experience is not new, either for men or for women, but until Story of O no woman to my knowledge had said it.

Now it is necessary to court her, and win her, and put on this clean dressing gown, and cut my various nails, and drink something that will kill the millions of germs in my mouth, and say something flattering, and be witty and bonny, and hale and kinky, all just to ease this wrinkle in the groin. It seems a high price.

I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.

Sex game kinky, niggas call me Pinky

I found that stiffly saluting member, of which he was so proud, rather frightening, and to tell the truth I found his pride slightly comical. I thought that that must be embarrassing for him, and thought how much more pleasant it was to be a girl. That, by the way, is an opinion I still hold today.

Is O used by René and Sir Stephen, or does she in fact use them, and.

..all those irons and chains and obligatory debauchery, to fulfill her own dream-that is, her own destruction and death? And, in some surreptitious way, isn't she in charge of them? Doesn't she bend them to her will?

I wasn't young, I wasn't pretty, it was necessary to find other weapons.

Every time you meet a situation you think at the time it is an impossibility and you go through the tortures of the damned, once you have met it and lived through it, you find that forever after you are freer than you were before.

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