quote by Rick Riordan

Leo took out a pen and autographed the arm of one of the nymphs. “Narcissus is a loser! He’s so weak, he can’t bench-press a Kleenex. He’s so lame, when you look up lame on Wikipedia, it’s got a picture of Narcissus—only the picture’s so ugly, no one ever checks it out.

— Rick Riordan

Whopping Kleenex quotations

I haven't left the house without a packet of Kleenex in my back pocket for as long as I can remember. Whenever I start thinking I'm incredibly cool, the packet of Kleenex in my back pocket brings me right back down to earth.

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like kleenex?

It's just another of Robin's sayings.

Like, 'Holy strawberries, Batman, we're in a jam! Or, Holy Kleenex, Batman, it was right under our nose and we blew it!

The earth is a used Kleenex on the universe's nightstand.

I learned just by going around. I know all about Kleenex factories, and all sorts of things.

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

I went to a funeral recently, and they handed out Kleenex before the funeral.

Which I thought was cocky.

After applying foundation and a little blush, dust your face with translucent powder, then mist skin with a rosewater spray and lay a Kleenex over for a second. It makes your face seem flawless in a way that looks as if you aren't wearing any makeup.

But you're so helpless sometimes. It's like watching a kitten with its head trapped in a Kleenex box.

Kleenex would have made a mint today.

There are no Kleenex boxes on these loops, just so you know.

[With "Summer Sisters" the publisher] sent me on a big book tour.

And it was the most wonderful professional experience of my life. I mean it was like Kleenex on every table wherever I was, friends patting friends on the back and they'd cry and I'd cry.

Just how could a nation often be great if it's bread tastes want Kleenex.

I am a futility. The life of prayer begins with that. And God is not a comfort, to be offered like Kleenex. God is a poisoned sea, with broken syringes washing up on the beach. God is shopping malls stretching to the horizon and warplanes in the sky. God is a flat tire in a rainstorm and beer cans in the ditch, a bottle shattered on a highway and the taste of gunmetal in your mouth.

good call. A second drag and your next stop's the wastepaper basket - and not to toss your kleenex, true.

Depression is all about if you loved me you would.

As in, if you loved me you would stop doing your schoolwork, stop going out drinking with your friends on a Saturday night, stop accepting starring roles in theater productions, and stop doing everything besides sitting here by my side and passing me Kleenex and aspirin while I lie and creak and cry and drown myself and you in my misery.

Amen,' I exclaim, accidentally spitting out a Raisinet.

I pick up the chocolate with a Kleenex and stuff it in my purse. Ten bucks says a month from now I'll have forgotten about it and will finally have said heart attack when I assume a rat shat in there.

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