quote by Stuart Wilde

It is pointless to get your knickers in a twist if a certain person fails to react the way you want. It is best to avoid people and situations that you know drive you crazy. Remember to vote with your feet. If a situation is untenable or unchangeable, walk away.

— Stuart Wilde

Scandalous Knickers quotations

I'm always the girl at the party who, within five minutes, has taken my heels off, hitched up my dress in my knickers, and probably spilt drink down my cleavage.

Ageing doesn't mean giving up on style and individuality;

it doesn't mean abandoning fashion and living in comfy slippers and flannel knickers.

I have loads of underwear, but only wear the bras because I never wear knickers.

I don't take myself seriously any more. Sometimes I just garden in my knickers and platform shoes.

You don't have to signal a social conscience by looking like a frump.

Lace knickers won't hasten the holocaust, you can ban the bomb in a feather boa just as well as without, and a mild interest in the length of hemlines doesn't necessarily disqualify you from reading Das Kapital and agreeing with every word.

There are moments to indulge and enjoy, but I always know when it's time to go home and wash my knickers.

Thousands of people know my flannel knickers, and though I know this may seem flirtatious, it is not. I am a saint.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were invited to a Christmas party.

The Englishman brought a bag of tinsel, the Scotsman brought a bag of holly and they asked the Irishman: "What have you brought?" He said: "I brought a pair of knickers." They asked: "What has that got to do with Christmas?" He said "They're Carol's."

English suspenders not American. Could you imagine? Just a pair of knickers and some suspenders. I don't know. How would you wear that? I think this is kind of a cute first date look. A mini sixties Ossie Clark inspired mini dress with a pair on your trotters.

I'm just looking for that moment to drop my Jedi knickers and pull out my real light saber.

I like colourful knickers, but most importantly a great pair of knickers should be taken off with more joy than they were put on.

I've taken my knickers off. My friends told me my panty line was visible, so I went without.

That's a nice tie... Do you have any knickers in that material?

Everyone's showing their thong out the back of their jeans.

But you shouldn't wear any. You get a better line if you wear no knickers.

Though the passion still flutters and flickers, it never got into our knickers.

You're not wearing mink knickers,are you?

I literally change on the shop floor. I just stand there in my knickers sometimes.

I can't possibly get into your knickers.

G-strings are uncomfortable. Girls want real knickers now.

I stress out so much about the red carpet and interviews and pictures, and, you know, not getting my skirt tucked in my knickers.

I learned lots of dirty jokes very young.

There was this girl who told me them. The gang I led went in for shoplifting and pulling girls' knickers down. Other boys' parents hated me.

My dad has worked so hard his whole life.

He doesn't deserve to see his daughters going out embarrassing themselves and flashing their knickers. I want to make my parents proud.

Our underclothes were woolen vests and knickers and an extraordinary, but apparently necessary, concoction called a liberty bodice, which had no freedom about it, so how it got its name I cannot imagine. It was made of some harsh stuff, with here and there straps and buttons that did nothing.

I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.

Attitudes to museums have changed. If it had Marilyn Monroe's knickers or Laurence Olivier's jockstrap they would flock to it.

The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best.

However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having an Easter Egg hunt with those apple-cheeked four year olds was in my best interest and not theirs

Wearing short skirts while dancing to a manic routine without showing your knickers or looking indecent is a talent, as far as I'm concerned.

I practice Buddhism, so I meditate daily, which helps keep me centered and reminds me not to get my knickers in a twist over the things that are not within my control. There is a saying: "If it can be changed, then no need to worry; if it can't be changed, then no need to worry!"

I've never had knickers or marriage proposals.

Most of my fans are blokes serving life in jail, troubled kids, and a lot of gay guys. I never get the mid-20s, beautiful women fanbase.

I'm not a big drinker and I don't smoke either.

I've only been drunk a few times, but I did moon my friend once. I had knickers on! I'll leave the real mooning to the boys.

I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers.

People never talked about my music. They just counted how many knickers were on stage.

Europe is not a bright spot; it's all tangled up in its knickers with all that regulation.

I recently went mad and spent 1,000 in one afternoon on bras and knickers.

I love classy, lacy stuff that makes you feel dead sexy knowing you've got it on. I've never worn stockings and suspenders, though. But I could imagine they'd make you feel really sexy worn under something formal. I think I'll save that experience and wear them under my wedding dress.

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