Landlords, like all other men, love to reap where they never sowed.
— Karl Marx

Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you miss him.
Anonymous landlord quote

So cheat your landlord if you can and must, but do not try to shortchange the Muse. It cannot be done. You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal.
— William S. Burroughs

A gardener who cultivates his own garden with his own hands, unites in his own person the three different characters, of landlord, farmer, and labourer. His produce, therefore, should pay him the rent of the first, the profit of the second, and the wages of the third.
— Adam Smith

We are but tenants and shortly the great landlord will give us notice that our lease has expired.
— landlord quotation by Joseph Jefferson