Laps Quotes Page 2

Part 2 of the laps quotations list about sayings citing Walter Winchell, Rodney Dangerfield and Murray Walker captions

  • She's been on more laps than a napkin.

    — Walter Winchell
    22
  • My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

    — Rodney Dangerfield
    21
  • With two laps to go then the action will begin, unless this is the action, which it is.

    — Murray Walker
    21
  • Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our cooks.

    — Lin Yutang
    20
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  • Love lieth deep; Love dwells not in lip-depths; Love laps his wings on either side the heart Absorbing all the incense of sweet thoughts, So that they pass not to the shrine of sound.

    — Alfred Lord Tennyson
    20
  • In the deserted harbour there is yet water that laps against the quays.

    In the dark and silent forest, there is a leaf that falls. Behind the polished panelling the white ant eats away the wood. Nothing is ever quiet, except for fools

    — Alan Paton
    18
  • One of my earliest memories involves sitting on my dad’s lap in his studio in the garage of our house and watching him draw. I remember thinking: ‘I want to do that, too,’ and I pretty much decided then and there at age 2½ or 3 that I was an artist just like Dad.

    — Kara Walker
    18
  • It's not always the case that things will fall into your lap or that life will be great, but it's all about perspective and having a positive outlook. If something goes wrong you say: "That happened for a reason, what can I learn from that and how can I grow?"

    — Chris Pine
    17
  • It's all about the work. Nothing is going to fall into your lap.

    — Russell Simmons
    16
  • O, girls! set your affections on cats, poodles, parrots or lap-dogs;

    but let matrimony alone. It's the hardest way on earth to getting a living.

    — Fanny Fern
    16
  • Looking down on it from the helicopter, with a bottle of Jack in my left hand, a bag of pills in my right hand, and a blond head bobbing up and doen in my lap, I felt like the king of the world.

    — Vince Neil
    16
  • She's one of those third year girls who gripe my liver.

    .. You know, American college kids. They come over here to take their third year and lap up a little culture... They're officious and dull. They're always making profound observations they've overheard.

    — Gene Kelly
    16
  • ...when I was angry at God because I couldn't go to my son, hold him, and comfort him, God's son was holding my son in his lap.

    — Todd Burpo
    15
  • I dont see why people are so snooty about Channel Five.

    It has some respectable documentaries about the Second World War. It also devotes considerable airtime to investigations into lap-dancing, and other related and vital subjects

    — Boris Johnson
    14
  • Life Lesson 3: You can't rush grief. It has its own timetable. All you can do is make sure there are lots of soft places around - beds, pillows, arms, laps.

    — Patti Davis
    14
  • As her sons have seen her: the mother in patriarchy: controlling, erotic, castrating, heart-suffering, guilt-ridden, and guilt-provoking; a marble brow, a huge breast, an avid cave; between her legs snakes, swamp-grass, or teeth; on her lap a helpless infant or a martyred son. She exists for one purpose: to bear and nourish the son.

    — Adrienne Rich
    13
  • Somewhere "out there," beyond the walls of the courthouse, run currents and tides of public opinion which lap at the courtroom door.

    — William Rehnquist
    13
  • If you're looking at the Bible for a guide to living a compassionate, wise and humane life, well, frankly you've got more chance of finding a lap dancing club in Mekka or a virgin in a catholic orphanage.

    — Pat Condell
    13
  • Mansell is slowing it down, taking it easy. Oh, no he isn't! It's a lap record.

    — Murray Walker
    13
  • I do think, where would kids be if it weren't for you and for the good pediatricians, and for the good parents? I passionately believe in sitting a child on your lap and tracing the lines of the book with your finger, and they can read before they know they can, if you bother enough. I did it with my kids, and they're doing it with their kids now.

    — Julie Andrews
    12
  • Running is a gift I give myself almost daily.

    Even at days when everything seems to go wrong, I treat myself on the satisfaction of a lap of 30 to 40 minutes.

    — Arthur Blank
    12
  • The fact that I am still alive after 100,000 laps is my championship.

    — Jacky Ickx
    11
  • Don't wait till you're older, or in some better job than you have now.

    Don't wait for anything. Don't wait till some magical...idea drops into your lap. That's not where ideas come from. Go looking for an idea and it'll show up. Begin now.

    — Ira Glass
    11
  • Therefore the moon, the governess of floods, Pale in her anger washes all the air, That rheumatic diseases do abound; And through this distemperature we see The seasons alter: hoary-headed frosts Fall in the fresh lap of the crimson rose.

    — William Shakespeare
    10
  • We have the 2004 M1 here for reference, which is useful.

    It worked well here last year; we won the race and always did fast lap times so it will be interesting to compare it to the new bike and it will help us to understand which parts have improved.

    — Valentino Rossi
    9
  • Sedition is bred in the lap of luxury and its chosen emissaries are the beggared spendthrift and the impoverished libertine.

    — George Bancroft
    9
  • The only way to deal with loss - as a horribly unwelcome guest that you know will show up eventually. And so you deny it and reject it and ignore it and laugh in its face. You toss it out into the street and push it away and fight it off, and only it has landed square in your lap, only then do you deal with it.

    — Michael Johnson
    9
  • A voice of greeting from the wind was sent;

    The mists enfolded me with soft white arms; The birds did sing to lap me in content, The rivers wove their charms, And every little daisy in the grass Did look up in my face, and smile to see me pass!

    — Richard Henry Stoddard
    9
  • Kyle Busch has got to be the loneliest NASCAR driver ever.

    He's led so many laps he never sees anybody in front of him for two-thirds of the race. He just sees clean racetrack...He's the Maytag guy.

    — Kyle
    9
  • I wasn't a very athletic boy. I was once lapped in the long jump

    — Ronnie Corbett
    9
  • And you're too nice," he added, above the lap-lap of the water and the patter of sand on the water-lily leaves. "I was relying on you being too jealous to let that demon near the place.

    — Diana Wynne Jones
    9
  • When I got a lap dance, because I was 17, they had to put a massive pillow between me and the girl when she was grinding me. It was weird, yet pleasurable.

    — Emile Hirsch
    8
  • If I find a green meadow splashed with daisies and sit down beside a clear-running brook, I have found medicine. It soothes my hurts as well as when I sat in my mother's lap in infancy, because the Earth really is my mother, and the green meadow is her lap.

    — Deepak Chopra
    8
  • Like Scout and her father in To Kill a Mockingbird, my father would pull me onto his lap each night in our four-room apartment and read aloud.

    — Jim Trelease
    8
  • Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.

    — Robin Williams
    8
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