quote by Joan Rivers

I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.

— Joan Rivers

Astonishing Laugh Out Loud quotations

Laugh out loud quote The secret to living well and longer is: eat half, walk double, laugh triple and

The secret to living well and longer is: eat half, walk double, laugh triple and love without measure.

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

I want a life that sizzles and pops and makes me laugh out loud.

..I want my everyday to make God belly laugh, glad that he gave life to someone who loves the gift.

Laugh out loud quote Never assume that loud is strong and quiet is weak.

Never assume that loud is strong and quiet is weak.

So I hope that there are people out there laughing.

Laugh loud, please. Laugh until your lungs give out because I will have the last laugh.

I was constantly being dragged out of movies for laughing too loud.

I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs.

Laugh out loud quote Wrinkles mean you laughed, grey hair means you cared and scars mean you lived!

Wrinkles mean you laughed, grey hair means you cared and scars mean you lived!

My philosophy towards life is to enjoy it to the fullest and have fun.

I am one of those 'laugh-out-loud' kinds. I am quirky, yet witty.

The superior student listens to the Way and follows it closely.

The average student listens to the Way and follows some and some not. The lesser student listens to the Way and laughs out loud. If there were no laughter it would not be the Way.

Eugene Mirman is the Andy Warhol of comedy.

People look to him for what's next in comedy, and he emails these people back promptly. The Will to Whatevs put me in a great mood because I was laughing out loud. Alone. That's hard to do.

Laugh out loud quote They laugh at me because I am different. I laugh at them because they're all the

They laugh at me because I am different. I laugh at them because they're all the same.

O' who will walk with me along lifes merry way? A comrade blithe and full of glee, who dares to laugh out loud and free.

I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's.

Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.

Sabine gestured to him with the half-eaten crust.

"I like him. Not sure why he's wasting his time with the pole dancer, though." Tod laughed out loud and I groaned. "Sophie takes ballet and jazz. She's not a pole dancer." "There's more money in pole dancing," Sabine insisted.

Laugh out loud quote If you think you'll laugh about it someday, go ahead and start today.

If you think you'll laugh about it someday, go ahead and start today.

People's responses made me laugh out loud and they made me tear up.

They consoled me during my toughest times. I understood my neighbors in new and enlightening ways, and the wall reminded me that I'm not alone as I try to make sense of my life.

We have to laugh. Life is hard and the news is often grim - you should be able to turn on NPR's Weekend Edition every week and know that we are going to make you think, make you question - and make you laugh, preferably out loud.

There is nudity, of course striptease is an essential component of burlesque but it's much more complex and intelligent than a display of nudity for nudity itself. And its often laugh-out-loud funny.

Laugh out loud quote Life is better when you're laughing.

Life is better when you're laughing.

The confessions can touch on every human emotion.

They can be laugh-out-loud funny, for sure, they can be heart-breaking, they can be sexual or hidden acts of kindness, they can be romantic.

We laughed and laughed, together and separately, out loud and silently, we were determined to ignore whatever needed to be ignored, to build a new world from nothing if nothing in our world could be salvaged, it was one of the best days of my life, a day during which I lived my life and didn't think about my life at all.

Cherry Money Baby is fabulous in every sense of the word! It’s earthy and smart and moving, laugh-out-loud funny, surprising, inventive, suspenseful, and — Oh, Hell — just gorgeously written!

Laugh out loud quote Actions speak louder than words, but not nearly as often.

Actions speak louder than words, but not nearly as often.

Jokes that make me laugh out loud when I write them almost always bomb. I have no idea why.

We may writhe in agony from pain Or laugh out loud when we find happiness As long as we're alive tomorrow will come we become stronger and keep on living We were born to live

Yes, she doesn't really look like either of us, does she? Perhaps she's a girl who's fallen madly in love with me and persists in following me wherever I go." "My talent is shape-shifting, Will, not acting," said Tessa, and at that Jem laughed out loud.

Laugh out loud quote The loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room.

The loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room.

There were times when I lifted my face to the sky, stretched my arms wide to the winter night, and laughed out loud, so happy was I. The memory of it makes me laugh now, but not from happiness. Be careful what you show the world. You never know when the wolf is watching.

Ford Prefect suppressed a little giggle of evil satisfaction, realized that he had no reason to suppress it, and laughed out loud, a wicked laugh.

I have quite a close relationship with violence and horror.

They are enjoyable and terrible. I try and offset the horror with a sense of satisfaction or humor. You can't write a book that is entirely dark without having little spots that hopefully make you laugh out loud.

Laugh out loud quote A day without laughter is a day wasted

A day without laughter is a day wasted

I would like to play some character that's somewhat dramatic.

I don't see myself ever becoming that serious, or it sounds weird, but I don't see myself doing something that's really dramatic but somewhat dramatic. I would like to do something that's more real and doesn't have to be laugh out loud funny. I always like whatever I'm involved in... whether it be funny or whether it be somewhat like... I'm not gonna try to get people to really cry.

I've stopped doing things that aren't clear comedy gigs - to do something that's not "comedy night," it's a difficult thing. People have to be given permission to laugh. You need to know it's comedy; otherwise you might just think I'm a man talking out loud.

I like television medium because it feels like we're doing a play, and I learned how to act in theater school, so that comes very naturally to me, this format. I like that people can laugh out loud when we're working. I like that we can make mistakes, unlike being onstage, where you can't.

Laugh out loud quote Life is short. Spend it with people who make you laugh and feel loved.

Life is short. Spend it with people who make you laugh and feel loved.

Performance is really an important part of how I edit.

I sometimes take something out because I realize I put in a joke just to be funny and the audience laughed, but I should be ashamed of myself. I sometimes take out sentences, which are perfectly fine on paper, just because they don't flow when I say them out loud. I always read my work out loud now.

I love the way Damon Lindelof writes.

It's almost like he was channeling me and he had my voice, even though the territory that those lines cover is unpredictable, and goes from raw emotion to laugh out loud funny but always true.

It was a role [Dean Sanderson] I hadn't seen before, and yet it was very accessible and relatable at the same time. I read scripts that have one or the other, but I rarely read scripts that have both. And it was laugh-out-loud funny.

Laugh out loud quote To laugh often and much, to win the respect of intelligent people and the affect

To laugh often and much, to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children... to leave the world a better place... to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.

Trust me when you read the script for Bad Santa 2 I knew exactly what I was getting myself into. I read the script first, and I was laughing out loud and blushing and couldn't believe what I was reading.

I'm afraid to laugh out loud, because there's so much information.

People love to laugh together. Like when I'm at home and I'm watching shows, I don't laugh out loud, but if I'm in a crowd and everyone is into it...

Life is short and far too fragile. Whatever you dream of doing, begin. Put a first step or a "down payment" on your schedule and make it happen. Create memories. Have fun. Have an adventure. Take a (reasonable) risk. Be audacious. Laugh out loud. See what happens.

Every morning for, I don't know how long, I came over to Alison's [McGhee] house and we sat in her office and wrote the stories "out loud" together. We yelled at each other and made each other laugh. It was a lot of fun.

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