The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
— William Shakespeare

The jury consist of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost lawyers quote

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
— Steven Wright

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.
— Arthur Schopenhauer

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black.
— lawyers quotation by Danish proverb