Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer.
If a person is not talented enough to be a novelist, not smart enough to be a lawyer, and his hands are too shaky to perform operations, he becomes a journalist.
Deceive not thy physician, confessor, nor lawyer.
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
Well, I don't know as I want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire him to tell how to do what I want to do.
Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black.
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.
The jury consist of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.