1. 10

    Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer.

  2. 9

    If a person is not talented enough to be a novelist, not smart enough to be a lawyer, and his hands are too shaky to perform operations, he becomes a journalist.

  3. 8

    Deceive not thy physician, confessor, nor lawyer.

  4. 7

    The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.

  5. 6

    A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.

  6. 5

    Well, I don't know as I want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire him to tell how to do what I want to do.

  7. 4

    Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black.

  8. 3

    I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.

  9. 2

    The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.

  10. 1

    The jury consist of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.