quote by W. C. Fields

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.

— W. C. Fields

Beautiful Laziest quotations

Love is without a doubt the laziest theory for the meaning of life, but when it actually comes a time to do it we find just enough energy to over-complicate life again. Any devil can love, whom he himself sees as, a good person who has treated him well, but to love also the polar opposite is what separates love from fickle emotions.

Whenever there is hard work to be done, I assign it to the laziest man as he is sure to find an easy way of doing it. Be lazy, think crazy.

I appoint the laziest person to do the hardest job as they'll find the easiest way to do it

When I'm not working, I am the laziest person.

I can literally lie on a couch and watch television for 15 hours.

Disobedience, the rarest and most courageous of the virtues, is seldom distinguished from neglect, the laziest and commonest of the vices.

I enjoy being part of the entertainment industry, although I'm the laziest person that I've met yet in this business.

I have a hard time writing. Most writers have a hard time writing. I have a harder time than most because I'm lazier than most. I don't want to brag, but I'm the laziest person I have ever known.

I am the laziest man in the world. I invented all those things to save myself from toil.

I concentrate on exercises from the waist down, since that is the laziest part of a woman's body.

I'm pretty lazy. My wife always says, "you're the laziest, most successful Olympian I've ever seen." How does that make sense? Honestly, if I have downtime, I'm really, really good at not doing anything.

I definitely had one guy come up to me and ask if I knew where to get DMT.

He had a crewcut and he didn't look like he'd ever done a drug in his life. He didn't seem curious he seemed like he wanted to get me to do something. Like "You're the laziest narc ever dude. This is ridiculous. What, do you think I bring drugs around with me? Are you retarded? Why don't you go find gangsters?"

I was the laziest white kid my dad ever met.

Archie Bunker used to call me 'the laziest white kid he'd ever met.'

You think of travellers as bold, but our guilty secret is that travel is one of the laziest ways on earth of passing the time.

I'm like the laziest person who ever lived. It's amazing to me I even sit up.

No one's lazy. What we would call the laziest person on earth expends a tremendous amount of energy to not do things.

I am the world's laziest shopper, but very rarely have I had to take anything back.

But you know, my dad called me the laziest white kid he ever met.

When I screamed back at him that he was putting down a race of people to call me lazy, his answer was that's not what he was doing, and that I was also the dumbest white kid he ever met.

I am the worlds laziest writer.

Even the laziest King flees wildly in the face of a double check!

More than once I have been humiliated by my resemblance to God the father;

He is always longing for the love of His children and trying to get it on the cheapest and laziest terms He can invent.