We are the only species of mammal that doubts our ability to give birth. It's profitable to scare women about birth. But let's stop it. I tell women: Your body is not a lemon.— Ina May Gaskin
Most Powerful Lemons quotations
When life gives you lemons, grab tequila
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.
And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.
Exploiting the stupidity of the American voter is fun and easy: kinda like squeezing a lemon.
If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.
Someday I'll wish upon a star And wake up where the clouds Are far behind me Where troubles melt like lemon drops Away above the chimney tops that's where you'll find me
When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade.
When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.
Summer for prose and lemons, for nakedness and languor.
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
A grapefruit is just a lemon that saw an opportunity and took advantage of it.
I made lemon spaghetti in an early season of 'Everyday Italian,' and to this day people still come up to me and say they love it. It's very, very simple. Basically, you cook the pasta and mix together Parmesan cheese, olive oil, lemon juice and zest and pour it over the pasta.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.
When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.
Yellow is a very favorable vibration for mental or intellectual activity, as it promotes a clear state of mind. Yellow heightens your awareness and alleviates depression, sadness, or any kind of despondency. Yellow vibration foods are: pineapples, bananas, grapefruit, lemons and corn.
When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.
When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will
Melting pot Harlem-Harlem of honey and chocolate and caramel and rum and vinegar and lemon and lime and gall. Dusky dream Harlem rumbling into a nightmare tunnel where the subway from the Bronx keeps right on downtown.
You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated.
Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.
When life hands you lemons make lemonade.
Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.
A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred.
When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail.
A dry martini,' he said. 'One. In a deep champagne goblet.' ... Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon-peel. Got it?
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
When life hands you a lemon, squeeze it and make lemonade.
I'm partial to a nice cup of vodka. I normally just drink it really simple with a little bit of lemon.
When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible.
Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha explained how to get ink off your fingers using seltzer water and lemon juice.
It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it.
If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take out the seeds and plant them in order to grow new lemons.
Arthur shook his head and sat down. He looked up. “I thought you must be dead …” he said simply. “So did I for a while,” said Ford, “and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic.
I made stupid decisions as a kid, or as a young adult, but I'm trying to be now, I'm trying to take this lemon and make lemonade.
The combination of olive oil, garlic and lemon juice lifts the spirits in winter.
I think one of the funniest things about '30 Rock' is that Liz Lemon is sort of like Buster Keaton - she's always the fool, the joke is always on her.
When life gives you lemons....they could really be oranges.
Anyone watching '30 Rock' always knew Tina Fey was playing a fictionalized version of herself, a workaholic comedy writer who also plays one on TV. She's the boss; Liz Lemon just works here.