quote by Mark Twain

If you tell the truth you do not need a good memory!

— Mark Twain

Devotion Lies And Liars quotations

Lies and liars quote Never lie to someone who trusts you and never trust someone who lies to you.

Never lie to someone who trusts you and never trust someone who lies to you.

All governments are run by liars and nothing they say should be believed.

When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say.

Lies and liars quote Tell a lie once and all your truths become questionable.

Tell a lie once and all your truths become questionable.

The bullshitter is neither on the side of the true or the side of the false.

His eye is not on the facts at all. He does not reject the authority of the truth, as the liar does, and oppose himself to it. He pays no attention to it at all. By virtue of this, bullshit is a greater enemy of the truth than lies are.

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.

The trouble with lying and deceiving is that their efficiency depends entirely upon a clear notion of the truth that the liar and deceiver wishes to hide.

Lies and liars quote There is a battle of two wolves inside us all. One is evil. It is anger, jealous

There is a battle of two wolves inside us all. One is evil. It is anger, jealousy, greed, resentment, lies, inferiority and ego. The other is good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, humility, kindness, empathy and truth. The wolf that wins? The one you feed.

It is worse for a liar to tell the truth than for a lover of truth to lie.

... There is a truth which is of Satan. Its essence is that under the semblance of truth it denies everything that is real. It lives upon hatred of the real world which is created and loved by God.

They say that it is the practiced liar who can deceive.

But so often the practiced and chronic liar deceives only himself; it is the man who all his life has been selfconvicted of veracity whose lies find quickest credence.

People lie. They use you and they lie, all the while feeding you bullshit about being loyal and never leaving you. No one can make that promise, because life is all about seasons, and seasons change.

Lies and liars quote If you focus on what you left behind, you will never be able to see what lies ah

If you focus on what you left behind, you will never be able to see what lies ahead.

Falsehoods not only disagree with truths, but usually quarrel among themselves.

The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others.

No one believes a liar. Even when she's telling the truth.

Lies and liars quote A lie doesn't become truth, wrong doesn't become right, and evil doesnt' become

A lie doesn't become truth, wrong doesn't become right, and evil doesnt' become good, just because it's accepted by a majority.

If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory.

Unethical conduct is actually the conduct of destruction and fear;

lies are told because one is afraid of the consequences should one tell the truth; thus, the liar is inevitably a coward, the coward is inevitably a liar.

The biggest liar in the world is They Say.

Lies and liars quote Advertising is legalized lying.

Advertising is legalized lying.

A hero must be honorable, must have honor.

And you can't have honor if you're a liar. There is no honor in lying.

Liars when they speak the truth are not believed.

When your lover is a liar, you and he have a lot in common, you're both lying to you!

Lies and liars quote Our greatest weaknes lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is alway

Our greatest weaknes lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just on more time.

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I'm a very firm believer that a liar is a cheat and a thief and a crook.

I don't like liars. I never lie. I always told my own child, "If you murder somebody, tell me. I'll help you hide the body. But don't you lie to me.

A man who lies, thinking it is the truth, is an honest man, and a man who tells the truth, believing it to be a lie, is a liar.

The saloon is a liar. It promises good cheer and sends sorrow.

Lies and liars quote Hurt me with the TRUTH but never comfort me with a LIE!

Hurt me with the TRUTH but never comfort me with a LIE!

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When a liar became too skilled at deception, he could lose the ability to discern truth, and could himself be more easily deceived.

In a world of lies and liars, an honest work of art is always an act of social responsibility.

And they'll vote for me because I'm the best liar, because I do it honestly, with a certain finesse. They know that lies and truth are very close, and that something beautiful rests between.

Lies and liars quote Those who are able to see beyond the shadows and lies of their culture will neve

Those who are able to see beyond the shadows and lies of their culture will never be understood, let alone believed, by the masses.

And even a liar can be scared into telling the truth, same as honest man can be tortured into telling a lie.

I have an oscillating fan at my house.

It goes back and forth. It looks like the fan is saying "no." So I like to ask it questions that a fan would say "no" to! Do you keep my hair in place? Do you keep my documents in order? Do you have 3 settings? LIAR! My fan lied to me. Now I will pull the pin up. Now you're not saying ANYTHING!

One of the laudable by-products of the Freudian quackery is the discovery that lying, in most cases, is involuntary and inevitable--that the liar can no more avoid it than he can avoid blinking his eyes when a light flashes or jumping when a bomb goes off behind him.

Lies and liars quote A lie has many variations, the truth none.

A lie has many variations, the truth none.

Sir, you have tasted two whole worms;

you have hissed all my mystery lectures and been caught fighting a liar in the quad; you will leave by the next town drain.

The demon is a liar. He will lie to confuse us; but he will also mix lies with the truth to attack us. His attack is psychological, Damien. And powerful.

The U.S. government officials lie when they talk about human rights. They're a bunch of hypocrites and liars. You can't take it seriously.

Lies and liars quote Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.

I was the biggest liar for no reason, and then as I got older, I thought, "Why am I lying to everybody?" I would hear other people lie and be like, "You sound so stupid." So then I would just change my lies. The only person I lie to is my little sister, when I steal her clothes.

Why would the apostles lie?....Liars always lie for selfish reasons. If they lied, what was their motive, what did they get out of it? What they got out of it was misunderstanding, rejection, persecution, torture, and martyrdom. Hardly a list of perks!

A liar is a liar and lives on the lies he tells and dies in a life of lies.

A liar is not believed even though he tell the truth.

My father is a liar and so am I. But I’m going to stop. I have to stop. I will tell you my story and I will tell it straight. No lies, no omissions. That’s my promise. This time I truly mean it.

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