If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.— Ron White
Delightful Life Gives You Lemons quotations
For what it's worth: it's never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope you live a life you're proud of, and, if you find that you're not, I hope you have the strength to start over.
If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.
When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.
There comes a point in your life when you need to stop reading other people's book and write your own.
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.
Some days I wish I could go back in life. Not to change anything, but to feel a few things twice.
When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.
When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.
When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail.
Never be a prisoner of your past. It was just a lesson, not a life sentence.
When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible.
It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it.
If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take out the seeds and plant them in order to grow new lemons.
When life gives you lemons....they could really be oranges.
The secret to living well and longer is: eat half, walk double, laugh triple and love without measure.
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
Stop worrying and start living.
A New Orleans credo: When life gives you lemons--make daiquiris.
Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice.
when life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver
When life gives you lemons, throw them back.
'When you have a lemon, make a lemonade.
' That is what a great educator does. But the fool does the exact opposite. If he finds that life has handed him a lemon, he gives up and says, 'I 'm beaten. It is fate. I haven't got a chance.' Then he proceeds to rail against the world and indulge in an orgy of self-pity .
Sometimes the smallest step in the right direction ends up being the biggest step of your life. Tip top if you must, but take the step.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and sell it to all of those who get thirsty from complaining.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.
If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
Don't wait for everything to be perfect before you decide to enjoy your life.
If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs.
When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.
I so connected to symbolically being able to turn lead into gold.
My grandmother used to say, "Life give you a lemon, you go ahead and make lemonade." To me, that's alchemy.
Don't compare your life to others. There's no comparison between the sun and the moon. They shine when it's their time.
Remember this, for it is as true as true gets: Your body is not a lemon.
You are not a machine. The Creator is not a careless mechanic. Human female bodies have the same potential to give birth as well as aardvarks, lions, rhinoceri, elephants, moose, and water buffalo. Even if it has not been your habit throughout your life so far, I recommend that you learn to think positively about your body.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade.
Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
I was of the “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then wonder why life didn’t give you freaking sugar so you could drink the stuff” school of thought.
Before you heal someone, ask him if he's willing to give up the things that made him sick.
When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.