quote by Anthony Jeselnik

My sister just had a baby, a little newborn. The kid is adorable, so cute. She wouldn't let me hold him, she refuses. She says, 'No way, Anthony, I'm afraid you're gonna drop him.' I'm 32 years old. Like I'm some kind of idiot. Like I don't have a million other ways to hurt that baby.

— Anthony Jeselnik

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Like a sister quote Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die

Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.

At this time I'd like to say a few words especially to my sisters: SISTERS.

BLACK PEOPLE WILL NEVER BE FREE UNLESS BLACK WOMEN PARTICIPATE IN EVERY ASPECT OF OUR STRUGGLE, ON EVERY LEVEL OF OUR STRUGGLE.

A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.

Like a sister quote The best revenge is not to be like your enemy.

The best revenge is not to be like your enemy.

I think that, like many sisters, I was raised to be a Superwoman.

I am a serious woman, and I want to be taken seriously.

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.

I had to have my first kiss in front of, like, a hundred people.

I didn't know what to do. So my sisters told me to, like, practice on a pillow, you know? But it didn't kiss me back so I didn't know what to expect.

Like a sister quote Life is like a piano, the white keys represent happiness and the black shows sad

Life is like a piano, the white keys represent happiness and the black shows sadness, but as you go through life's journey, remember that the black keys also makes music.

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My Dad, a small-town lawyer, was also named Paul.

Until we lost him when I was 16, he was a gentle presence in my life. I like to think he'd be proud of me and my sister and brothers, because I'm sure proud of him and of where I come from, Janesville, Wisconsin.

I'm a big fish eater. Salmon - I love salmon. My sister loves Chinese food and sushi and all that. I'm not as big of a fan, but she likes it so we eat it a lot. So I'm beginning to like it more. I don't like the raw sushi. I liked the cooked crab and lobster and everything.

I love money, and I love movement. I like what it has let me do for my family. I have paid off my mum and dad's mortgage, I've bought them two BMWs, they can have anything they want. I am buying a fleet of cars for myself. I have unemployed my sisters, they don't need to work, don't need to worry about a thing.

Like a sister quote If you don't like where you're at, move you're not a tree.

If you don't like where you're at, move you're not a tree.

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For there is no friend like a sister in calm or stormy weather;

To cheer one on the tedious way, to fetch one if one goes astray, to lift one if one totters down, to strengthen whilst one stands.

You can kid the world, but not your sister.

Being in a girl group, we might bicker a lot about hair dryers or straighteners, but it's never serious. We've been lucky that we get along so much, it's like having three other sisters to party with every day-it's fun!

Like a sister quote Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic.

Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic.

Help one another is part of the religion of our sisterhood.

Watersheds come in families; nested levels of intimacy... As you work upstream toward home, you're more closely related. The big river is like your nation, a little out of hand. The lake is your cousin. The creek is your sister. The pond is her child. And, for better or worse, in sickness and in health, you're married to your sink.

There's no better friend than a sister.

Like a sister quote Stay close to people who feel like sunlight.

Stay close to people who feel like sunlight.

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Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Almost everything can be construed as sexual harassment depending upon the way it is said. One general rule of thumb is to think of your female co-workers as you would your sister. Yes, she is a woman. No, she is not a sexual object. Yes, your parents probably like her more than they like you.

My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.

Like a sister quote The woman who follows the crowd will usually go on further than the crowd. The w

The woman who follows the crowd will usually go on further than the crowd. The woman who walks alone is likely to find herself in places no one has ever been before.

An older sister is a friend and defender - a listener, conspirator, a counsellor and a sharer of delights. And sorrows too.

I see Macbeth as a young, open-faced warrior, who is gradually sucked into a whirpool of events because of his ambition. When he meets the weird sisters and hears their prophecy, he's like the man who hopes to win a million - a gamble for high stakes.

This cruel age has deflected me, like a river from this course.

Strayed from its familiar shores, my changeling life has flowed into a sister channel. How many spectacles I've missed: the curtain rising without me, and falling too. How many friends I never had the chance to meet.

Like a sister quote Always behave like a duck. Keep calm and unruffled on the surface, but paddle li

Always behave like a duck. Keep calm and unruffled on the surface, but paddle like hell underwater.

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If I could trade places with any of my sisters for a day, it would be Kim.

I want to see what it's like...The only time she sleeps is on the airplane. It's just crazy. I feel bad for her, but I still want to know what it's like.

That was the thing about best friends.

Like sisters and mothers, they could piss you off and make you cry and break your heart, but in the end, when the chips were down, they were there, making you laugh even in your darkest hours.

Sweet is the voice of a sister in the season of sorrow.

Like a sister quote One life. Just one. Why aren't we running like we are on fire towards our wildes

One life. Just one. Why aren't we running like we are on fire towards our wildest dreams?

It's the same things your whole life.

'Clean up your room!', 'Stand up straight!', 'Pick up your feet!', 'Take it like a man!', 'Be nice to your sister!', 'Don't mix beer and wine, ever!'. Oh yeah, 'Don't drive on the railroad track!'

I think what you're seeing is a profound recognition on the part of the American people that gays and lesbians and transgender persons are our brothers, our sisters, our children, our cousins, our friends, our co-workers, and that they've got to be treated like every other American. And I think that principle will win out.

There is no time like the old time, when you and I were young!

Like a sister quote I would like to be known as an intelligent woman, a courageous woman, a loving w

I would like to be known as an intelligent woman, a courageous woman, a loving woman, a woman who teaches by being.

I never had a rivalry with Madonna. You don't knock another sister, ever. There's room for everybody on this planet; you don't have to be like anyone else.

I feel like I'm really blessed and lucky that I have a very good social life outside of the gym, and I have a really amazing family. My parents are so supportive. I have a younger brother and two younger sisters, and they're really awesome. So I feel like I get the best of both worlds.

I would like more sisters, that the taking out of one, might not leave such stillness.

Like a sister quote Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.

We didn't have a television, so we sat around the table, and me and my sisters and my mom would do these jobs, like, a penny for a piece, you know, these paper jobs. You know, what really saved me as a human today is my sisters and my mom.

I don't like to design single objects.

I like my pieces to have a relationship to each other. They can be mother and child, like the Schmoo salt and pepper shakers, or brother and sister like the Birdie salt and peppers, or cousins, like most of my dinnerware sets.

Your siblings are the only people in the world who know what it's like to have been brought up the way you were.

For there is no friend like a sister in calm or stormy weather.

Husbands come and go; children come and eventually they go. Friends grow up and move away. But the one thing that's never lost is your sister.

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