My sister just had a baby, a little newborn. The kid is adorable, so cute. She wouldn't let me hold him, she refuses. She says, 'No way, Anthony, I'm afraid you're gonna drop him.' I'm 32 years old. Like I'm some kind of idiot. Like I don't have a million other ways to hurt that baby.— Anthony Jeselnik
Jaw-dropping Little Sister quotations
Never make a companion equal to a brother.
The younger brother must help to pay for the pleasures of the elder.
A crowned queen was never treated with more reverence than I was by those whole-souled western boys…And for seventeen long years I was just their little sister, sharing both their news of joy and sorrow from home.
When brothers agree, no fortress is so strong as their common life.
There is a little boy inside the man who is my brother.
.. Oh, how I hated that little boy. And how I love him too.
Ignore reality, there's nothing you can do about it.
Your True Nature Is Love. There's Nothing You Can Do About It.
Sometimes being a brother is even better than being a superhero.
I want to say a little something that's long overdue, the disrespect to women has got to be through. To all the mothers and the sisters and the wives and friends, I wanna offer my love and respect till the end.
The family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms. . . and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together.
I used to drink from my little sister’s bottle when she was a baby.
My brother is undoubtedly arrogant," Tyrion Lannister replied.
"My father is the soul of avarice, and my sweet sister Cersei lusts for power with every waking breath. I, however, am innocent as a little lamb. Shall I bleat for you?
I do love the beginning of the summer hols,' said Julian.
They always seem to stretch out ahead for ages and ages.' 'They go so nice and slowly at first,' said Anne, his little sister. 'Then they start to gallop.
Watersheds come in families; nested levels of intimacy... As you work upstream toward home, you're more closely related. The big river is like your nation, a little out of hand. The lake is your cousin. The creek is your sister. The pond is her child. And, for better or worse, in sickness and in health, you're married to your sink.
I becan acting when River was doing this TV series and they needed two kids for the show, so they got me and my little sister, Summer, to do it. After that I did some really weird guest spots with orangutans and stuff.
We must remember that those mortals we meet in parking lots, offices, elevators, and elsewhere are that portion of mankind God has given us to love and to serve. It will do us little good to speak of the general brotherhood of mankind if we cannot regard those who are all around us as our brothers and sisters.
At another house two women learned very fast;
I say women, but one was a girl about twelve or thirteen, already married, however. There was a little child about three years old. My sister asked, 'Who is the True God's Son?' The little thing replied, in a very sweet voice, 'Jesus.'
He began it,” Cecily said, jerking her chin at Will, though she knew it was pointless. Jem, Will’s parabatai, treated her with the distant sweet kindness reserved for the little sisters of one’s friends, but he would always side with Will. Kindly, but firmly, he put Will above everything else in the world. Well, nearly everything.
I moved to California when I was twelve and I got a video camera and made little movies because I didn't have any friends yet. I would force my sister to make these movies with me - which became my YouTube channel.
We came into the world like brother and brother, And now let's go hand in hand, not one before another.
Let's go hand in hand, not one before another.
I started walking at night with my sister in law which has been amazing.
It really does something for you. It just kind of clears the mind, it just makes you feel better, things start to tighten a little bit.
Daniel, my big brother, is eight years older.
I'm lucky he didn't mind hanging out with his little sister and my younger brother.
My mother wanted to name me Jackie or Jacqueline but she got to name my sister and my brother, so my dad and my brother insisted on naming me. And they were big fans of 'The Little Mermaid.'
I, who have no sisters or brothers, look with some degree of innocent envy on those who may be said to be born to friends.
The great love is gone. There are still little loves - friend to friend, brother to sister, student to teacher. Will you deny yourself comfort at the hearthfire of a cottage because you may no longer sit by the fireplace of a palace? Will you deny yourself to those who reach out to you in hopes of warming themselves at your hearthfire?
My sisters like cooking at my place. It has a bit more room, and the food tastes a little bit better. A big pot of spaghetti and sauce, some warm French bread - works all the time. I think I've been eating pasta for 26 years.
I was a bratty little sister. I was the youngest of three, and I often felt as though I didn't fit in.
When I first met you, you were just an annoying novice nurse.
But I found out that you saved my life and now you're my little sister. Isn't it funny.
I can't wait for my little sisters to start dating, because it will really be fun to pick on their boyfriends.
I was the biggest liar for no reason, and then as I got older, I thought, "Why am I lying to everybody?" I would hear other people lie and be like, "You sound so stupid." So then I would just change my lies. The only person I lie to is my little sister, when I steal her clothes.
It is only the women whose eyes have been washed clear with tears who get the broad vision that makes them little sisters to all the world.
It's hard to be responsible, adult and sensible all the time.
How good it is to have a sister whose heart is as young as your own.
In some ways a mark of good parenting is that you don't try to make your children into little knockoffs of yourself. None of us went into business. None of us became powerful people like that. All of us pursued our own passions and our own interests. One of my brothers was filmmaker. One of my brothers was a teacher. My sister was a librarian.