If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later.

— Bob Paisley

Delicious Liverpool Fc quotations

In my time at Anfield we always said we had the best two teams on Merseyside - Liverpool and Liverpool reserves.

The difference between Everton and the Queen Mary is that Everton carry more passengers!

Mind you, I've been here during the bad times too - one year we came second.

When I've got nothing better to do, I look down the league table to see how Everton are getting along.

Liverpool was made for me and I was made for Liverpool.

If you are young and open, and start loving football and really think about it then there are not a lot of alternatives to LFC. If you are a fan of another club it's okay too. But if you want to be a fan of 'the' club then it's Liverpool FC.

Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say 'We're Liverpool'.

We have a bow and arrow and if we aim well, we can hit the target.

The problem is that Bayern has a bazooka. The probability that they will hit the target is clearly higher.

There are those who say maybe I should forget about football. Maybe I should forget about breathing.

How can I think of leaving Liverpool after a night like this?

Yes, Roger Hunt misses a few, but he gets in the right place to miss them.

Chairman Mao has never seen a greater show of red strength.

Although I'm a Scot, I'd be proud to be called a Scouser.

FC Liverpool is the best club in the world.

I believe a young player will run through a barbed wire fence for you.

An older player looks for a hole in the fence.

Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present.

It was her birthday and would I have got married during the football season? Anyway, it was Rochdale reserves.

I’m just one of the people who stands on the Kop.

They think the same as I do, and I think the same as they do. It’s a kind of marriage of people who like each other.

Its great grass at Anfield, professional grass.

If you're not sure what to do with the ball, just pop it in the net and we'll discuss your options afterwards.

I was in the game for the love of football - and I wanted to bring back happiness to the people of Liverpool.

When we have the football, everybody’s a player.

I want to build a team that's invincible, so that they have to send a team from bloody Mars to beat us.

It's a 90 minute game for sure. In fact I used to train for a 190 minute game so that when the whistle blew at the end of the match I could have played another 90 minutes.

Just go out and drop a few hand grenades all over the place, son. (to Kevin Keegan)

It's to remind our lads who they're playing for, and to remind the opposition who they're playing against. (on the 'This Anfield' plaque)

Don't worry, Alan. At least you'll be able to play close to a great team. (to Alan Ball, who'd just signed for Everton)

If he isn't named footballer of the year, football should be stopped and the men who picked any other player should be sent to Kremlin. (on Tommy Smith)