quote by Lewis Grizzard

The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.

— Lewis Grizzard

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Locke quote Life goes on. Whether you choose to move on and take a chance in the unknown. Or

Life goes on. Whether you choose to move on and take a chance in the unknown. Or stay behind, locked in the past, thinking of what could've been.

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Because you won't get gun control by disarming law abiding citizens.

There's only one way to get real gun control: Disarm the thugs and the criminals, lock them up, and if you don't actually throw away the key, at least lose it for a long time.

No prison can hold me; no hand or leg irons or steel locks can shackle me. No ropes or chains can keep me from my freedom.

I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged.

Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice.

Mother says there are locked rooms inside all women, kitchen of love, bedroom of grief, bathroom of apathy. Sometimes, the men, they come with keys, and sometimes the men, they come with hammers.

For the choke, there are no "tough guys".

With an arm lock he can be tough and resist the pain. With the choke he just passes out, goes to sleep.

I can mingle with the stars and throw a party on Mars I am a prisoner, locked up behind Xanax bars

I hate to see somebody get locked up, especially someone as talented as Lil Wayne. You know Wayne is a strong figure in the hip-hop marketplace, and for him to go away for 8 months, you know it's sad for hip-hop as a whole.

No one should ever be locked away simply because they share the same race, ethnicity, or religion as a spy or terrorist. If that principle was not learned from the internment of Japanese Americans, then these are very dangerous times for our democracy.

Insanity is being shit on, beat down, coasting through life in a miserable existence when you have a caged lion locked inside and a key to release it.

There is a brilliant child locked inside every student.

The idea is there locked inside. All you have to do is remove the excess stone.

I would rather be free in my mind, and be locked up in a prison cell, than to be a coward and not be able to say what I want.

Our soulmate is someone who shares our deepest longings, our sense of direction.

When we're two balloons, and together our direction is up, chances are we've found the right person. Our soulmate is the one who makes life come to life.

Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love.

The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.

I like people who are still actively creating in their life, who aren't set, I don't feel like I'm set. And I don't have any baggage, for better or worse. I don't have any plants or pets or kids. I can lock the door and go. I need to be with somebody for whom that's okay.

Sins are like chains and locks preventing their perpetrator from roaming the vast garden of Tawheed and reaping the fruits of righteous actions.

Besides pride, loyalty, discipline, heart, and mind, confidence is the key to all the locks.

Remember the story of the Spanish prisoner.

For many years he was confined in a dungeon... One day it occurred to him to push the door of his cell. It was open; and it had never been locked.

The gunner's mate came up and started breaking the locks on the ammunition.

Everything was locked up for fear that someone might go in there with a cigarette or something.

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind.

If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that. That's power.

It is difficult for the common good to prevail against the intense concentration of those who have a special interest, especially if the decisions are made behind locked doors.

To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket, safe, dark, motionless, airless, it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable. To love is to be vulnerable.

At Kansas City, Kansas, before the saloons were closed, they were getting ready to build an addition to the jail. Now the doors swing idly on the hinges and there is nobody to lock in the jails.

Prayer should be the key of the day and the lock of the night.

The passed Pawn is a criminal, who should be kept under lock and key.

Mild measures, such as police surveillance, are not sufficient

The great thing is the thing of being able to see things through many points of view. That's enlarging. I mean, it saves you from ultimately from the boredom of having one point of view, like being locked in a room with nothing but your own point of view, your own references.

When a man says that he is Jesus or Napoleon, or that the Martians are after him, or claims something else that seems outrageous to common sense, he is labeled psychotic and locked up in a madhouse. Freedom of speech is only for normal people.

It's a lot easier to be lost than found.

It's the reason we're always searching and rarely discovered--so many locks not enough keys.

I have six locks on my door all in a row.

When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Done time in the lock-up, done time on the streets.

Done time on the upswing, and time in defeat. I know what I'm askin'. I know it's a lot. Just to say that I love you. Believe it or not.

Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox.

Root out the counterrevolutionaries without mercy, lock up suspicious characters in concentration camps... Shirkers will be shot, regardless of past service.

Insanity is relative. It depends on who has who locked in what cage.

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