quote by Robert Fulghum

We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love.

— Robert Fulghum

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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.


Love funny quote Your mind will always believe everything you tell it. Feed it hope. Feed it trut
Your mind will always believe everything you tell it. Feed it hope. Feed it truth. Feed it with love.
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We were together. I forget the rest.

Love funny quote The secret to living well and longer is: eat half, walk double, laugh triple and
The secret to living well and longer is: eat half, walk double, laugh triple and love without measure.
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There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary.


Love funny quote Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpac
Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.

Men marry women with the hope they will never change.

Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself -- to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to love himself, to love being loved. Such a relationship is based upon freedom and can never grow in a jealous heart

I ain't afraid to love a man. I ain't afraid to shoot him either.

Love funny quote How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

love the life you live. live the life you love.


A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

Love funny quote I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love and a little drunk.
I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love and a little drunk.

When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?' He answered, 'If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.

Love funny quote If I cut you off chances are you handed me the scissors.
If I cut you off chances are you handed me the scissors.

Come grow old with me. The best is yet to be.


I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis.

I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out.

Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person;

having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but to pour them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, knowing that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and then, with a breath of kindness, blow the rest away.

Love funny quote Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic.
Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic.

Haters are just confused admirers because they can't figure out the reason why everyone loves you.

Attack the evil that is within yourself, rather than attacking the evil that is in others.

Love is just a word, but you bring it definition.


Love funny quote To love a person is to see all of their magic, and to remind them of it when the
To love a person is to see all of their magic, and to remind them of it when they have forgotten.

A recipe has no soul. You, as the cook, must bring soul to the recipe.

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

The solution to any problem -work, love, money, whatever -is to go fishing, and the worse the problem, the longer the trip should be.

Love funny quote To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.

Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.

What greater gift than the love of a cat.


I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.

Love funny quote Sometimes the strongest people are the ones who love beyond all faults, cry behi
Sometimes the strongest people are the ones who love beyond all faults, cry behind closed doors and fight battles that nobody knows about.

My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

Love funny quote Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.

I am a lover without a lover. I am lovely and lonely and I belong deeply to myself.


Don't marry the person you think you can live with;

marry only the individual you think you can't live without.

Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

However good or bad you feel about your relationship, the person you are with at this moment is the "right" person, because he or she is the mirror of who you are inside.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.