Love Joke Quotes

Your mind will always believe everything you tell it. Feed it hope. Feed it truth. Feed it with love.

The Mexican...is familiar with death. [He] jokes about it, caresses it, sleeps with it, celebrates it. It is one of his favorite toys and his most steadfast love.

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.

The secret to living well and longer is: eat half, walk double, laugh triple and love without measure.

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.

I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'

I love my babies so much that I could kiss them all day long.

.as a job. I could be a professional baby kisser. No joke.

Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.

The wrong kind of guy to fall in love with is the guy who will let go of the steering wheel as a joke. A guy who finds it amusing to make you uncomfortable, which is more common than you'd think, is someone you want to avoid.

We fell silent and all joking ceased.

We gazed mutely into each other's eyes and an intense longing for the fullest avowal of the truth forced us to a confession, requiring no words whatever, or the incommensurable misfortune that weighed upon us. With tears and sobs we sealed a vow to belong to each other alone.

We’re built to deal with death, disease, failure, struggle, heartbreak, problems. It’s what separates us from the animals and why we envy and love animals so much. We’re aware of it all and have to process it. The way we each handle being human is where all the good stories, jokes, art, wisdom, revelations, and bullshit come from.

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

I love Thanksgiving turkey... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Even the gods love jokes.

I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love and a little drunk.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

It stands to reason that we love chocolate cake because it is sweet.

Guys go for girls like this because they are sexy. We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why.

To love a person is to see all of their magic, and to remind them of it when they have forgotten.

Best of all is it to preserve everything in a pure, still heart, and let there be for every pulse a thanksgiving, and for every breath a song.

It stands to reason that we love chocolate cake because it is sweet.

Guys go for girls like this because they are sexy. We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and halfway closed there after.

Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic.

If I can enjoy a joke at the expense of another;

if I can in any way slight another in conversation, or even in thought, then I know nothing of Calvary love.

She loved three things — a joke, a glass of wine, and a handsome man.

I can't even really tell a joke. I find being funny very hard work. I am always asked about it and I feel guilty saying that, but it's the truth. I love my work but it ain't easy.

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.

The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started.

I think some of the best sex writing is going to come from the unexpected sources, not the same old same old. Like I'd love to see a memoir by a submissive man, because we've seen one from a professional submissive and dommes and strippers and hookers. I'd love to see more men writing frankly, not jokingly, about sex.

All womankind, from the highest to the lowest love jokes;

the difficulty is to know how they choose to have them cut; and there is no knowing that, but by trying, as we do with our artillery in the field, by raising or letting down their breeches, till we hit the mark.

Sometimes the strongest people are the ones who love beyond all faults, cry behind closed doors and fight battles that nobody knows about.

I never met a pig I didn't like. All pigs are intelligent, emotional, and sensitive souls. They all love company. They all crave contact and comfort. Pigs have a delightful sense of mischief; most of them seem to enjoy a good joke and appreciate music. And that is something you would certainly never suspect from your relationship with a pork chop.

Tis now the very witching time of night, when churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out Contagion to this world.

I love ebola jokes. When done in the right way, maybe it gets people to learn about ebola, to learn about the stigmas behind the identities held by Africans and so on.

Two things you will never have to chase: true friends and true love.

Joke I read somewhere: They say that God is the innermost dweller of all.

Well I hope He likes enchiladas - cause that's what He's getting! Love delights and glorifies in giving, not receiving.

[The Outsiders] was very competitive, in the best possible way.

Full of love, full of companionship and fellowship, pranks and practical jokes and ball-busting.

Even losing you (the joking voice, a gesture I love) I shan't have lied.

It's evident the art of losing's not too hard to master though it may look like (Write it!) like disaster.

If I cut you off chances are you handed me the scissors.

Gentle dullness ever loves a joke.

I was saying as a joke the other day that I love film editing, I know how to cut a picture, I think I know how to shoot it, but I don't know how to light it. And I realize it's because I didn't grow up with light. I grew up in tenements.

I love jokes as much as anyone, but I don't want to hear my snail jokes every day. But I might want to hear a good song every day.

It's like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier.

Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things.