I condemn false prophets, I condemn the effort to take away the power of rational decision, to drain people of their free will - and a hell of a lot of money in the bargain. Religions vary in their degree of idiocy, but I reject them all. For most people, religion is nothing more than a substitute for a malfunctioning brain.— Gene Roddenberry
Most Powerful Malfunctioning quotations
Lingerie is one of the most important pieces of your wardrobe.
You can have a wardrobe malfunction if you dont choose the right thing to wear underneath!
I love a loose-fitting skirt with a cinched waist.
A feminine silhouette is a no-stress zone - it's comfortable and I don't have to worry about wardrobe malfunctions!
What is your major malfunction?
But Tudor mansions on manicured grounds didn't look right with their grand front doors wide open to the night. It was like a debutante flashing her bra thanks to a wardrobe malfunction.
Modern historians have suggested that in his last years he (Richard II) was overtaken by mental disease, but that is only a modern view of the malfunction common to 14th century rulers: inability to inhibit impulse.
It didn't make you noble to step away from something that wasn't working, even if you thought you were the reason for the malfunction. Especially then. It just made you a quitter. Because if you were the problem, chances were you could also be the solution. The only way to find out was to take another shot.
The greatest malfunction of spirit is to believe things.
It is not surprising that prayer malfunctions when we try to make it a domestic intercom to call upstairs for more comforts in the den.
The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it.
Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence.
System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.
Just keep it simple. When you over-think what you're wearing, that's when wardrobe malfunctions tend to happen.
If you improve or tinker with something long enough, eventually it will break or malfunction.
I have always done the opposite of what I was trained to do.
.. Having little technical background, I became a photographer. Adopting a machine, I do my utmost to make it malfunction. For me, to make a photograph is to make an anti-photograph.
For most people, religion is nothing more than a substitute for a malfunctioning brain.
Especially with four insanely angry, sword-carrying pirates bearing down on you, followed closely by an alien with a genetic malfunction that posed like Elvis Presley and looked slightly like a cross between a koala and a cuddly dog.
There would be no Star Trek unless there were transporter malfunctions.
I have a computer screen near my seat where I monitor the overall health of the vehicle and pick up any problems that might be occurring early on or once we see any kind of a malfunction or anything unusual that's happening, we can look at the data and figure out what that is.
Malfunctions are inevitable. It's important to push through them during practice - versus stopping to fix and restart - so that you're prepared for one mid-competition.
The only time you truly make a mistake is when you commit a "mis-take," that is, you "miss-taking" the opportunity to learn a valuable lesson from your seemingly malfunctional experience.
Hi, I’m at the Speedway at Eighty-sixth and Ditch, and I need an ambulance.
The great love of my life has a malfunctioning G-tube.
Because if you were the problem, chances were you could also be the solution.
The only way to find out was to take another shot.
Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker
I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce.
The Internet is a graveyard, a bright malfunctioning littoral, and it is entirely necropastoral. But the necropastoral can't be sustained - it's non-sustainable.
And what am I? (Adron) You’re kind and decent.
You have a good heart. (Livia) I have no heart at all. What I have is a mechanical substitute that pumps blood through a broken body, and half the time it malfunctions. (Adron)
I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce - my main thrust was the body and its functions and malfunctions - the absurdity of the thing.
We trained for a lot more malfunctions than any ever happen.
When a bomb actually goes off, there's a lot of confusion, and people often don't know a bomb has gone off. For a long time, people might think there's been an electrical malfunction or something else that's exploded.
There have been repeated cases when nuclear war came ominously close, often a result of malfunctioning of early-warning systems and other accidents, sometimes [as a result of] highly adventurist acts of political leaders.
Here we have the heart of the difference between Hayek and Keynes: one knew that markets work to give us the best of all possible worlds, while governments create and exacerbate malfunctions; the other imagined that governments were somehow capable of both perceiving and correcting malfunctions by means of the printing press, provided the right technocrats are in charge.
There will be no wardrobe malfunction with me.
I can promise you that.... I have nothing I will be exposing or taking off.
Service disruptions have to be avoided or at least resolved as quickly as possible. When the Internet goes down, consumers don't notice the difference between a technical malfunction, an act of sabotage by hackers or a military attack.
Principles are laws that are established by the creator or the manufacturer by which a product functions. If you violate those laws, then you produce malfunction, which is what we call failure. If you obey those laws and align yourself with those laws, then you are guaranteed success.
If a woman seeks education it is probably because her sexual apparatus is malfunctioning.