quote by Dennis Miller

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

— Dennis Miller

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Marriage license quote Ultimately, the bond of all companionship, whether in marriage or friendship, is

Ultimately, the bond of all companionship, whether in marriage or friendship, is conversation.

After years of struggle, the U.S. Supreme Court today has made same-sex marriage a reality in California ... I have directed the California Department of Public Health to advise the state's counties that they must begin issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples in California

Suppose a State said that, Because we think that the focus of marriage really should be on procreation, we are not going to give marriage licenses anymore to any couple where both people are over the age of 55. Would that be constitutional?

Marriage license quote We simply can't abandon ship every time we encounter a storm in our marriage. Re

We simply can't abandon ship every time we encounter a storm in our marriage. Real love is about weathering the storms of life together.


The purpose of love, sex, and marriage is the production and raising of children. But look about you: Most people have no business having children. They are unqualified, either genetically or culturally or both, to reproduce such sorry specimens as themselves. Of all our privileges, the license to breed is the one most grossly abused.

The prerequisite for a good marriage ... is the license to be unfaithful.

As I see it, out of a hundred marriages ninety-nine marriages are just licensed prostitution. They are not marriages. A marriage is only a real marriage when it grows out of love. Legal, illegal, does not matter. The real thing that matters is love.

Marriage is a psychological condition, not a civil contract and a license.

Once a marriage is dead, it is dead, and it begins to stink faster than a dead fish.

Only with our government are you given a certificate at birth, a license at marriage, and a bill at death.

I see by the papers that they are going to do away with all the nuisance taxes.

That means that a man can get a marriage license for nothing.

It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half.

It would be preposterously naive to suggest that a B.

A. can be made as attractive to girls as a marriage license.

Even when all the paperwork-a marriage license, a notarized deed, two birth certificates, and seven years of tax returns-clearly indicates you're an adult, but all the same, there you are, clutching the phone and thanking God that you're still somebody's daughter.

Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, What will you have, sir? And I said, A glass of hemlock.

A marriage license should not be viewed as a license for a husband to forcibly rape his wife with impunity.

You don't need a marriage license to live with someone, to have the security of a home, to rear any number of children, to have years of companionship; it's not illegal, but the moment you want to screw somebody, you have to get a license from the state to use your genital organs -or run the risk of being charged with any number of crimes carrying sentences up to and including death. So sex is really the only sensible reason for getting married.

Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon just got themselves a marriage license.

I think before she gets married again Pam needs to slow down and think about whether this is really the man she wants to spend three or four months of her life with.

Marriage is the only game where the trapped animal has to buy the license.

One does not marry to become a judge of the spouse's behavior.

If a marriage license is mistaken for a hunting license and disapproval, punishment, and threat of withdrawal of love are employed as weapons, all one bags is one's own unhappiness.

A Miami judge issued Florida's first gay marriage license yesterday, which makes it the 36th state to legally perform gay marriages. Of course, most Florida residents are too old to understand what that means. They'll say, 'Well, I think all marriages should be gay, and merry.'

Sometimes I think marriage licenses should be like driver's licenses.

They expire after a number of years, and in order to keep going you have to renew. Wouldn't that be kind of genius? It would force you both to look at the relationship, and if it's not working, the marriage would expire so you could go on your merry way, or on the positive side of it, you could look at each other and say we really want to renew. What a way to keep it fresh!!

A license cannot be revoked because a man is red-headed or because he was divorced, except for a calling, if such there be, for which red-headedness or an unbroken marriage may have some rational bearing. If a State licensing agency lays bare its arbitrary action, or if the State law explicitly allows it to act arbitrarily, that is precisely the kind of State action which the Due Process Clause forbids.

People do not have a constitutional right to be married any more than we could say that someone has a constitutional right to a driver's license. You either meet the requirements or you don't. In the case of marriage, homosexuals do not meet the requirements of marriage.

What marriage is to morality, a properly conducted licensed liquor traffic is to sobriety.

Proposition 8 fails to advance any rational basis in singling out gay men and lesbians for denial of a marriage license. Indeed, the evidence shows Proposition 8 does nothing more than enshrine in the California Constitution the notion that opposite-sex couples are superior to same-sex couples.

If I were in Congress in 1996, I would have voted for the Defense of Marriage Act, which used Congress's constitutional authority to define what official state documents other states have to recognize under the Full Faith and Credit Clause, to ensure that no state would be forced to recognize a 'same sex' marriage license issued in another state.

Exclusion of just one class of citizens from receiving a marriage license based upon the perceived 'threat' they pose to the marital institution is, at bottom, an arbitrary exclusion based upon the majority's disapproval of the defined class. It is also insulting to same-sex couples, who are human beings capable of forming loving, committed, enduring relationships.

My marriage license reads, 'To whom it may concern,'

I strongly believe that marriage should be defined as between a man and a woman.

I'm troubled by activist judges who are defining marriage. I've watched carefully what's happened in San Francisco where licenses were being issued, even though the law states otherwise. I have consistently stated that I will support law to protect marriage between a man and a woman. And obviously these events are influencing my decision.

Laurel: I don't need a ring or a license, or a spetacular white dress.

It's not marriage so much, or at all really, that matters. It's the promise. It's the knowing someone wants me to be part of his life. Someone loves me, that I'm the one for him. That's not just enough, it's everything.

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