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Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

I bought a piano once because I had the dream of playing As Time Goes By as some girl's leaning on it drinking a martini. Great image. But none of it worked out. I can't even play Chopsticks. But I've got a nice piano at my house!

All the charming and beautiful things, from the Song of Songs, to bouillabaisse, and from the nine Beethoven symphonies to the Martini cocktail, have been given to humanity by men who, when the hour came, turned from tap water to something with color in it, and more in it than mere oxygen and hydrogen.


A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names.

I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

After a match, my opponent goes to the hospital and gets an IV and I have a martini.

'The tea is coming!' ...she may want a martini, but make her drink tea.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most.


Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when youre hungry.

Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.

A well-made Martini or Gibson, correctly chilled and nicely served, has been more often my true friend than any two-legged creature.

A martini. Shaken, not stirred.

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.


You can no more keep a martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there. The proper union of gin and vermouth is a great and sudden glory; it is one of the happiest marriages on earth and one of the shortest-lived.

A priest is sent to Alaska. A bishop goes up to visit one year later. The bishop asks, How do you like it up here? The priest says, If it wasn't for my Rosary, and 2 martinis a day, I'd be lost. Bishop, would you like a martini? Yes. Rosary, get the bishop a martini!

Bond is part of the system. He's an imperialist and a misogynist, and he laughs at killing people, and he sits there slugging martinis. It'll never be the same thing as this, because Bourne is a guy who is against the establishment, who is paranoid and on the run. I just think fundamentally they're just very different things.

A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred.

A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini.


One martini is just right. Two martinis are too many. Three martinis are never enough.

I should like to elbow aside the established pieties and raise my martini glass in salute to the mortal arts of pleasure.

The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency.

I'm not out there screaming that women are drinking bourbon, but I think it's a great beverage as an option. I've got nothing against drinking a Cosmo or Martini. It's not like one is judging the other. It's just delicious and slow and steady, and there's something about sipping a bourbon that to me is very relaxing.

You can no more keep a Martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there.


Bright was the light of my last martini on my moral horizon

If you told me to write a love song tonight, I'd have a lot of trouble.

But if you tell me to write a love song about a girl with a red dress who goes into a bar and is on her fifth martini and is falling off her chair, that's a lot easier, and it makes me free to say anything I want.

This is an excellent martini — sort of tastes like it isn't there at all, just a cold cloud.

The martini: the only American invention as perfect as the sonnet.

A dry martini,' he said. 'One. In a deep champagne goblet.' ... Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon-peel. Got it?


I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.

The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency.

Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful and a snootful at the same time?

I love vodka martinis. I know it's a cliché.

When a horse learns to buy martinis, I'll learn to like horses.

I want to be a superhero. Maybe I'll be a bartending superhero who shakes martinis to save the world.

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