quote by Lewis Grizzard

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.

— Lewis Grizzard

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Matter of fact quote It hurts because it matters.

It hurts because it matters.

Life is difficult. This is a great truth, one of the greatest truths. It is a great truth because once we truly see this truth, we transcend it. Once we truly know that life is difficult-once we truly understand and accept it-then life is no longer difficult. Because once it is accepted, the fact that life is difficult no longer matters.

The people themselves begin to clamour for an education which shall qualify their children for life rather than for earning a living. As a matter of fact, it is the man who has read and thought on many subjects who is, with the necessary training, the most capable whether in handling tools, drawing plans, or keeping books.

Matter of fact quote No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress. You're still way

No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress. You're still way ahead of everyone who isn't trying.

I am not a quitter. I will fight until I drop. It is just a matter of having some faith in the fact that as long as you are able to draw breath in the universe, you have a chance.

The Christ within who is our hope of glory is not a matter of theological debate or philosophical speculation. He is not a hobby, a part-time project, a good theme for a book, or a last resort when all human effort fails. He is our life, the most real fact about us. He is the power and wisdom of God dwelling within us.

Out of pure spite we pretty much always said the opposite of what the other said, no matter what they said, only to mark distance. That's how we ended up calling ourselves Satanists, despite the fact that we absolutely were not. There was not a single Satanist in the whole Black Metal scene in Norway in 1991-92.

Matter of fact quote A strong person loves, forgives, walks away, lets go, tries again, perseveres...

A strong person loves, forgives, walks away, lets go, tries again, perseveres... No matter what life throws at them.

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As a matter of fact, when compression technology came along, we thought the future in 1996 was about voice. We got it wrong. It is about voice, video, and data, and that is what we have today on these cell phones.

There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark.

Nothing matters but the facts. Without them, the science of criminal investigation is nothing more than a guessing game.

Matter of fact quote Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure

Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, surrounded by assholes.

I think that modern physics has definitely decided in favor of Plato.

In fact the smallest units of matter are not physical objects in the ordinary sense; they are forms, ideas which can be expressed unambiguously only in mathematical language.

The existence of God is not subjective.

He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

Our main agenda is to have all guns banned of course.

We must use whatever means possible. It doesn't matter if you have to distort facts or even lie. Our task of creating a socialist America can only succeed when those who would resist us have been totally disarmed.

Matter of fact quote No matter how much it hurts now, someday you will look back and realize your str

No matter how much it hurts now, someday you will look back and realize your struggles changed your life for the better.

As a matter of fact, I am an uncle. I have nine nephews and nieces. I'm not sure if they think I'm all that quick with a quip. But I'm quick with a spank.

I could never find two people who are perfectly equal: one will always be more valuable than the other. And many people, as a matter of fact, simply have no value.

It doesn’t much matter what line of argument you take as a woman.

If you venture into traditional male territory, the abuse comes anyway. It’s not what you say that prompts it - it’s the fact that you are saying it.

Matter of fact quote You must tell yourself "No matter how hard it is, or how hard it gets, I'm going

You must tell yourself "No matter how hard it is, or how hard it gets, I'm going to make it".

Since Christianity is in fact a slave religion, it is satirical at least to see the negro adopt a slave religion, after chattel slavery was ended. It simply underlines the fact that consciously or unconsciously, weak humans desire the status of sheep, no matter what they say.

I don't like swearing on the air. As a matter of fact, I'm not a prude, but I go to the movies and then wonder - I asked myself the same question, and I watch HBO and some of the comedy stuff, and I'm constantly asking myself, why have we gone there? It seems like it's unfortunate. It's so cheap.

Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear.

I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.

Matter of fact quote No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

The displacement of the idea that facts and evidence matter by the idea that everything boils down to subjective interests and perspectives is - second only to American political campaigns - the most prominent and pernicious manifestation of anti-intellectualism in our time.

Ego is a structure that is erected by a neurotic individual who is a member of a neurotic culture against the facts of the matter. And culture, which we put on like an overcoat, is the collectivized consensus about what sort of neurotic behaviors are acceptable.

The fact is that writing, like any creative undertaking, carries with it both pain and great joy. The pain is often inherent in the most fertile subject matter; the joy lies in transforming that subject matter and thus moving through it in a way that helps us grow while we create something of value to others.

Matter of fact quote No matter how long you have traveled in the wrong direction, you always have the

No matter how long you have traveled in the wrong direction, you always have the choice to turn around.

The harsh fact of the matter is when you're passing legislation that will cover 300 million American people in different ways, it takes a long time to do the necessary administrative steps that have to be taken to put the legislation together to control the people.

I’m an entrepreneur at heart. I’m not afraid of starting up, starting over or even failing for that matter, because the fact that I try new things in itself is a victory.

Just as there are laws of Conservation of Matter and Energy, so there are in fact Laws of Conservation of Pain and Joy. Neither can ever be created or destroyed. But one can be converted into the other.

Matter of fact quote The people who are meant to be in your life will always gravitate back towards y

The people who are meant to be in your life will always gravitate back towards you, no matter how far they wander.

Judge me if you want to. And as a matter of fact, it won't even count, 'cause the only person who can judge is God.

There is a persistent funny form of suspicion in most of us that we can solve our own problems and be the masters of our own ships of life, but the fact of the matter is that by ourselves we can only be consumed by our problems and suffer the shipwreck.

Being natural and matter-of-fact about nudity prevents your children from developing an attitude of shame and guilt about the human body.

Matter of fact quote In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your ye

In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

A pamphlet, no matter how good, is never read more than once, but a song is learned by heart and repeated over and over. And I maintain that if a person can put a few common sense facts into a song and dress them up in a cloak of humor, he will succeed in reaching a great number of workers who are too unintelligent or too indifferent to read.

Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another for there will always be others whose lives on the face of it appear better. However just remember and focus on the fact that your life could be much worse and be grateful it isn't. No matter what others or even you may briefly think you are lucky things aren't worse so be grateful.

The theory of high-intensity, anaerobic, bodybuilding exercise is not true because I or anyone else, no matter how many might agree, say it is true. It is the fact that the logic of the theory is unassailable which makes it true.

Matter of fact quote No matter how educated, talented, rich or cool you believe you are, how you trea

No matter how educated, talented, rich or cool you believe you are, how you treat people ultimately tells all.

Just live that life. It doesn't matter whether it is life or hell, life of the hungry ghost, life of the animal, it's okay; just live that life, see. And as a matter of fact no other way. Where you stand, where you are, that's what your life is right there, regardless of how painful it is or how enjoyable it is. That's what it is.

I am not today, nor have I ever been a Jew, and as a matter of fact, I am uncircumcised.

Every so often, we all gaze into the abyss.

It's a depressing fact of life that eventually the clock expires; eventually the sand in the hourglass runs out. It's the leaving behind of everything that matters to us that hurts the most.

Everything that we perceive around us is struggling towards freedom, from the atom to the man, from the insentient, lifeless particle of matter to the highest existence on earth, the human soul. The whole universe is in fact the result of this struggle for freedom.

A writer's subconscious is one of the filthiest places there are: as a matter of fact, you can find the whole world there.

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