quote by Nicole Polizzi

I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan.

— Nicole Polizzi

Staggering Mccain quotations

The worst day of my political life was when President George W.

Bush signed McCain-Feingold into law.

We're not questioning the legitimacy of the outcome of the election.

You didn't have Republicans questioning whether or not [Barack] Obama legitimately beat John McCain in 2008.

I supported John McCain for president.

I raised a million dollars for him. Still a lot of money. I supported him. He lost. He let us down. So I never liked him as much after that because I don`t like losers.

A strong economy depends on a strong middle class, but George Bush has put the middle class in a hole, and John McCain has a plan to keep digging that hole with George Bush's shovel.

McCain might have suffered hardships in his life, but what had happened to him had nothing to do with his background or his color; they were convenient excuses now. He had been a psychopath from the start.

President Obama invited John McCain to the White House to give his opinion on Egypt, specifically what it's like to be a mummy.

Despite his consistent party-line voting record, some independents and Democrats still think of Senator McCain as the most palatable, independent-minded Republican. But this is the sort of empty compliment a friend of mine once compared to being called “the coolest Osmond.

In 2008, Barack Obama did get Democrats hyperventilating, whipped up to a creamy froth, while John McCain creaked ahead like a cranky granddad whom Republicans let move to the front of the buffet line, deferring to seniority, as they had in 1996, when Bob Dole turtled to the top of the ticket.

In fact, five years ago, after Saddam ejected the UN inspectors, John McCain and I gave up on containment and introduced the Iraqi Liberation Act, which, when it became law, made a change of regime in Baghdad official US policy. You might therefore say that, when it comes to Iraq, President Bush is just enforcing the McCain-Lieberman policy.

He was addicted to me and now he has gone cold turkey.

He used to send me fifty texts a day. And now he is ignoring me. It's like I was once his Barack Obama. And now I am John McCain, conceding defeat like a sad-face sock puppet, knowing I have sold the best of myself. He, my electorate, not only does not want me, he actively feels pity.

He [John McCain] is a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren`t captured.

John McCain was victimized in the South Carolina primary.

If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam.

I need somebody to Trump-xplain(ph) this, because I don`t understand it.

I`ve heard people defend him about making fun of a disability, making fun of John McCain, making fun of women - a woman`s face.I just wanted to hear somebody defend this as well, because it just never ends. No one will ever stop defending the crass stuff he says.

It must kill George Bush that John McCain is the most popular and Beloved Republican in America.

McCain I'd vote against under any circumstance.

I think he intends to run for president.

.. I think Senator McCain cares about the opinions of New Hampshire voters.

In choosing Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate, John McCain has chosen for the future.

For a season, a gifted speaker can inspire with his words, but for a lifetime John McCain has inspired with his deeds.

In politics there are some candidates who use change to promote their careers, and then there are those like John McCain who use their careers to promote change.

I could have possibly beaten Senator McCain in the primary.

Then I could have been the candidate who lost to Barack Obama.

All I'm saying is [John McCain] cannot look a soldier in the eye and say "Questioning the president is less supportive to you than extending your tour three months." You should be coming home to your family.

[John] McCain seemed to be winking to the Right, and [Barack] Obama seemed to be winking to the Left. Neither one of them - if McCain had been elected we'd still be where we are on gay rights.

McCain was introduced at the convention last night by his wife -- I won't say 'trophy wife' -- but she did $300,000 worth of clothes and jewelry on, no matter to the party of the little guy. But Cindy McCain talked about how his character, honor and integrity made him the exact kind of married man she was looking to pick up at a bar.

Old Testament, is really one of the most wickedest books you'll ever come across. God is an insecure, rage-filled hybrid of Bobby Knight and Suge Knight. He's got these anger issues that you can't believe. He's like John McCain if McCain could fart hail. He's pro-slavery, he's pro-polygamy, he's homophobic, he'll kill you for masturbating.

Hillary Clinton is not the first woman to run for president.

That title belongs to Victoria Woodhull, who ran for president in 1872. Her running mate was a young, scrappy John McCain.

Of course with John McCain out of the race, George W.

Bush has to pick a running mate. Which is kind of a scary proposition when you think about it. I mean his dad picked Dan Quayle, an he isn't as smart as his dad.

Every time I nostalgically try to regain my liking of John McCain, he reaches into his sleaze bag and pulls out something malodorous.

Some of the reasons John McCain lost in 2008 were his lackluster campaign, his refusal to showcase Obama's extreme liberalism and, thus, his failure to demonstrate why he would make a better president than Obama.

Sen. McCain and Gov. Palin are sowing the seeds of hatred and division, and there is no need for this hostility in our political discourse.

John McCain has not spoken about my Muslim faith.

Mr. McCain fought in Vietnam. I think that he has enough blood of peaceful citizens on his hands. It must be impossible for him to live without these disgusting scenes anymore. Mr. McCain was captured and they kept him not just in prison, but in a pit for several years. Anyone [in his place] would go nuts.

The more there is scandal and corruption in Washington, the better it is for McCain, so he`s at a high point right now.

It's the only way that I see that it can be done," McCain said.

"Obviously, it has failed in the past, but I also notice there is a somewhat changed attitude on the part of the American people about this issue.

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