Women should not be enlightened or educated in any way. They should, in fact, be segregated as they are the cause of hideous and involuntary erections in holy men.
— Unknown Author
Floundering Men Bashing quotations
Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
All men are timid on entering any fight.
Whether it is the first or the last fight, all of us are timid. Cowards are those who let their timidity get the better of their manhood.
I have to say that Adam Levine is truly a daring young man to go on Twitter to bash Fox News. He's so rebellious, so subversive. I mean, for a musician, seriously, could you find a more predictable stance than that? He's as edgy as a hacky sack, which also describes his music.
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something.
A woman who is unfaithful deserves to be shot.
Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote.
Shipping magnate of the 20th century If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
I'm usually good about my temper, but all these men trying to control women's bodies are really beginning to piss me off.
It's true that all men are pigs. The trick is to tame one who knows how to find truffles.
There are no ugly women, only lazy.
I pity bashful men, who feel the pain Of fancied scorn and undeserved disdain, And bear the marks upon a blushing face, OF needless shame, and self-impos'd disgrace.
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.
Harris, I am not well; pray get me a glass of brandy.
My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably wouldn't love you'.
We have to free the half of the human race, the women, so that they can help to free the other half.
A proper wife should be as obedient as a slave.
.. The female is a female by virtue of a certain lack of qualities - a natural defectiveness.
A man who won't lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings.
One hundred women are not worth a single testicle.
Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I find it's often in huge tits, too.
I doubt whether any girl would be satisfied with her lover's mind if she knew the whole of it.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
We need men who can dream of things that never were.
There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught.
Any woman who does not give birth to as many children as she is capable is guilty of murder.
Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.
A great mind produces great men, but only the heart is able to guide them on the best ways.
Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women.
They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.
The game women play is men.
I don't like men. They're saying they're going to bash my head in.
Be wary of the generosity of men; it could be a trap.
My friend goes through the wedding section of the Sunday paper looking at the brides-to-be and picks out a Dog-of-the-Week. I think that's cruel toward women. Myself, I look to see who shows the most cleavage.
Woman is generally so bad that the difference between a good and a bad woman scarcely exists.
Dames lie about anything - just for practice.
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.
It is only the man whose intellect is clouded by his sexual impulse that could give the name of the fair sex to that undersized, narrow-shouldered, broad-hipped, and short-legged race.
Christ called as his Apostles only men. He did this in a totally free and sovereign way.
A woman tries to get all she can out of a man, and a man tries to get all he can into a woman.
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
Like all young men, you greatly exaggerate the difference between one young woman and another.
Four inch nails is more like it!
I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.
When a man says it's a silly childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
Humans tend to start the process of change by acknowledging themselves.
Thus blacks asserted black pride and 'black is beautiful;' women declared 'I am woman, I am strong'; men are saying 'I am man, I am okay.' After a quarter of a century of male bashing, that's not a bad start.
