quote by Janis Joplin

Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz - My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.

— Janis Joplin

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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Slim Shady: Hotter then a set of twin babies In a Mercedes Benz, with the windows up When the temp goes up to the mid 80's.

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz.

I don't think Mercedes-Benz says anything about me, really.

I was in a situation where I was able to get a really nice car and I'm proud to have it.

You have to think about whether that Mercedes-Benz you have is actually worth how much it costs to you.

Do you ever think about when you outta here? Record deal and video, outta here!? Mercedes Benz and Range Rover, outta here!?

You know, if your parents didn't have you, they'd be living in a nicer home, driving a Mercedes-Benz, with money in the bank and a boat. But noooooo. They had to have you! You've got to give back!

The U.S. Open is the only place in America where you can't trade in your Mercedes-Benz for a hamburger.

The reason why rappers are living in - you know, driving in Mercedes-Benz's and living in neighborhoods is because they're selling their music, not just to the black community, but to the white community.

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