I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
— Steven Wright

Computers are to design as microwaves are to cooking.
Milton Glaser microwave quote

The perfect gadget would somehow allow me to fly. Isn't that what everybody wants? It would also cook a damn good microwave pizza. So while in flight you had something to eat - an in-flight meal. Where would I go? Well, nowadays, it would probably just take me to work a lot quicker.
— John Krasinski

He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
— Sid Waddell

Most schools have only a microwave or deep fryer, hardly the tools needed to feed our children real, fresh food.
— microwave quotation by Mark Hyman