My dear, I don't give a damn.
— Margaret Mitchell

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
Anonymous misquote quote

With just enough of learning to misquote.
— Lord Byron

Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
— Hesketh Pearson

I won't say that the papers misquote me, but I sometimes wonder where Christianity would be today if some of those reporters had been Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.
— Barry Goldwater