I grew up watching Monday Night Football with Howard Cosell and the other guys with my dad.— Lisa Guerrero
Charming Monday Night Football quotations
Monday Night Football. That was everything to me because you get a chance to show everybody what you're capable of. It's only two teams on that Monday night.
Before the first year, nobody gave it a chance.
Now, 36 years later, everybody knows Monday Night Football.
As a kid, there are some things you looked forward to.
You looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football.
Those three words, Monday Night Football, resonate like no other.
I love football. My weekends are booked. Saturday college games and Sunday NFL and 'Monday Night Football.' Booked! Football is first, then basketball and then everything else.
The reality is we are 0-3. The reality is that we can still be a very good football team. We need to show that on Monday night.
Al Michaels is a good announcer. I think Keith Jackson is a terrific announcer. I always loved him on Monday Night Football. I never understood why they got rid of him.
Well, you missed out on some important protocol, Ella.
You can't stand between a Texan and his power tools. We like them. Big ones that drain the national grid. We also like truck-stop breakfasts, large moving objects, Monday night football, and the missionary position. We don't drink light beer, drive Smart cars, or admit to knowing the names of more than about five or six colors. And we don't wax our chests, ever.
My parents didn't raise me to be religious.
The closest we come to worship is the Trinity of Visa, Mastercard, and American Express. I think the Merryweather cheerleaders confuse me because I missed out on Sunday School. It has to be a miracle. There is no other explanation. How else could they sleep with the football team on Saturday night and be reincarnated as virginal goddesses on Monday?