quote by Randy Savage

I'm the tower of power, too sweet to be sour. I'm funky like a monkey. Sky's the limit and space is the place!

— Randy Savage

Empowering Monkey quotations

Monkey quote Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing the monkey bars. You hav

Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing the monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order to move forward.

Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing monkey bars.

You have to let go at some point in order to move forward.

The body is just a water bubble. The mind is like a mad monkey. Do not follow either the body or the mind. Follow the Conscience. It is above the mind. It is permanent. It is the voice of God, the voice of unchanging truth inside you.

Monkey quote We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average sta

We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the universe. That makes us something very special.

You can get the monkey off your back, but the circus never leaves town

We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

I swear by that old expression, 'One monkey don't stop no show!' The reality is, we still have some good men out there, and we should hail those men as the kings they are.

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the books in the British Museum.

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.

In Mozambique, the story goes, monkeys do not talk, because they know if they utter even a single word some man will come and put them to work.

I grew a love for helpless, defenseless things.

People would give me lions and jaguars. I had cheetahs, monkeys.

Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.

Silence is of the gods; only monkeys chatter.

A common sense interpretation of the facts suggests that a superintellect has monkeyed with physics.

Pardon me, but we did not have the time to exchange that kind of personal information," Magnus said. "I could not have known! Moreover, I wish to assure both of you that I did not make any amorous advances on female monkeys." he paused and winked. "I didn't actually see any, so I never got the chance.

Although teachers do care and do work very, very hard, the institution is psychopathic-it has no conscience. It rings a bell and the young man in the middle of writing a poem must close his notebook and move to a different cell where he must memorize that humans and monkeys derive from a common ancestor.

If living on fruits and water is of superior merit, monkeys and fish will go to heaven before men.

No matter what else you came up against, if you could smile and laugh while a monkey did you with chestnuts in a dank concrete basement while somebody took pictures, well, any other situation would be a piece of cake

No two on earth in all things can agree;

All have some darling singularity; Women and men, as well as girls and boys, In gewgaws take delight, and sigh for toys, Your sceptres and your crowns, and such like things, Are but a better kind of toys for kings. In things indifferent reason bids us choose, Whether the whim's a monkey or a muse.

It is hard to get mad at Donald Trump for saying stupid things, in the same way you don't get mad at a monkey when he throws poop at you at the zoo... What does get me angry is the ridiculous, disingenuous defending of the poop-throwing monkey.

What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members.

Dogs, monkeys, and parrots are a thousand times less miserable than we are.

There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true.

The Destiny of Man is to unite, not to divide.

If you keep on dividing you end up as a collection of monkeys throwing nuts at each other out of separate trees.

I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's.

I furnished the body that was needed to sit in the defendant's chair.

[Explaining his role in the Scopes Monkey Trial.]

A monkey is a much better voter than a socialist.

Statistically speaking, if we assume that there are two options to choose from: the "A" and the "B" - the monkey is voting randomly, so its wrong 50% of the time. The socialist, however - is always wrong.

I learned about stress management from my kids.

Every night after work, I drink some chocolate milk, eat sugary cereal straight from the box, then run around the house in my underwear screaming like a monkey.

What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.

For talking monkeys to speak of truth is hubris of the highest degree.

Where is it writ large that talking monkeys should be able to model the cosmos? If a sea urchin or a racoon were to propose to you that it had a viable truth about the universe, the absurdity of that assertion would be self-evident, but in our case we make an exception.

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.

A determined soul will do more with a rusty monkey wrench than a loafer will accomplish with all the tools in a machine shop.

A commonsense interpretation of the facts suggests that a superintellect has monkeyed with physics, as well as with chemistry and biology, and that there are no blind forces worth speaking about in nature. The numbers one calculates from the facts seem to me so overwhelming as to put this conclusion almost beyond question.

"Monkey bars," Annabeth said. "I'm great at these." She leaped onto to the first rung and started swinging her way across. She was scared of tiny spiders, but not of plummeting to her death from a set of monkey bars. Go figure.

Moreover, I wish to assure you both that I did not make any amorous advances on female monkeys.

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