Right now, talking to you, I'm not even really a guy. I'm a monkey blowing kisses at a butterfly.
— Rives

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey.
Mark Twain monkey quote

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
— Robert Benchley

Yes, I've kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that's it. I don't go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot.
— Paris Hilton

A determined soul will do more with a rusty monkey wrench than a loafer will accomplish with all the tools in a machine shop.
— Robert Hughes