If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
— Unknown

Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn themselves to a life of vinegar.
Marguerite Blessington months quote

If you want happiness for an hour -- take a nap. If you want happiness for a day -- go fishing. If you want happiness for a month -- get married. If you want happiness for a year -- inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime -- help someone else.
— Chinese Proverbs

The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month.
— Fyodor Dostoevsky

I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely happier for it.
— Thomas Jefferson