quote by Rachel Caine

What was your name again?" "Still Eve." "No, I'm sure it's something else. That doesn't seem right.

— Rachel Caine

Wonderful Morganville Vampires quotations

She can go with us to the lab and keep Myrnin pinned down while we pull the plug, if he's not... you know, better." "Define BETTER with that guy." "Not all fangs and raaaaar.

When I want to be lectured on strategy, I'll consult someone who's actually won battles," Amelie said. "Not one who ran away from them." "Snap," Eve said. "You know what they're talking about?" Shane asked. "Don't need to know to get that one. She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.

Promise me, Amelie, that you’ll crucify me with silver before you allow me to fall in love.” “I hardly think there’s any chance of that,” Amelie said. "I doubt you have the capacity.

Claire said. “I might be able to get him to stop.” “Who, crazy dude? Maybe. Or he might pull your head off,” Shane said. “I kind of worry.” She couldn’t help but smile. “Yeah?” “A little bit.” “That’s …nice.” He studied her, and returned the smile. “Yeah,” he said. “Kind of is, actually.


I think so,” she [Claire] said. “Just watch your back, okay?” “Nah, Michael’s got mine.” He [Shane] looked straight into her eyes. “I’ve got yours.

I'm worried he's going to ... do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy.

He broke the kiss and leaned against her, breathing hard.

"Good morning to you, too. Man, I just can't stay mad when you do that.

Morely: You're trying to make me [i]Amelie[/i] Oliver: Goodness, no. You'd look terrible in a skirt

Oliver: You turned me down. So why, I wonder, did you decide Amelie would be a better choice? Claire: She smells better. And she made me cookies.


Silver nitrate and water in a super soaker," he told her.

"My own invention. Ought to be good at twenty feet, kind of like wasp spray." Oh. "You get me the nicest things." "Anybody can get jewelry. Posers

You've turned into quite a bossy little thing," Myrnin said. "I think I might like it.

Welcome to Morganville.You'll never want to leave.And even if you do...well, you can't. Sorry about that.

Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?

If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.


Hannah leaned against the wall. "Mind if I call shotgun?" Since you're carrying one? Feel free.

I don’t see a way in,” Eve whispered.

Why are you whispering?” Myrnin whispered back. “Vampires can hear us, anyway.

Who are you calling?" (claire) Pizza hut" (shane) Loser" (claire)

I hardly broke any laws at all. I should drive more often.

Pics or it didn't happen." "Dude, little busy for pics. You know, throwing flame.


Shane: "Bro," he said, in an injured tone, "I had to go out with a flamethrower, and you weren't there to see it." Michael: "Pics or it didn't happen." Shane: "Dude, little busy for pics. You know, throwing flame." - Black Dawn

Well,” Naomi said cheerfully, “what’s the worst that can happen?” They were silent, considering that, because there were just so many possibilities. But in the end, it was a better idea than Facebook.

Now could you please ask these idiots to stop pointing their bullets at me? It's terribly wasteful.

She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.

Oh, Claire," he said. "You think me a far better man than I am. That's kind, and flattering." "Are you saying that you -" "Doughnuts!" Myrnin interrupted her and darted away, to zip back in seconds with an open box.


Define better with that guy. Not all fangs and raaaaar.

Me neither,” Shane put in. “Homie don’t play that.” “I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all,” Amelie said.

I love arguing with you, Claire. You always surprise me. And occasionally, you even make sense.

Where's your sense of adventure?" "Off on a beach somewhere with your sanity?

Goodness," Myrnin said quietly. "I don't think I should be watching this. I don't think I'm old enough.


Silence, and then Eve said, "Okay, that was extra creepy, with whipped creepy topping. And this is me, changing my mind.

He rose to his feet and padded down the last few steps silently, came up behind Kim, and leaned over her to say, “I vant to drink your blood” in a heavy, fake Dracula accent. She shrieked, flailed, and a zombie ate her brains on-screen."!

No way they could threaten him, not even with Amelie;

he'd already given Amelie the finger on the way out of Morganville and he clearly wasn’t worried about her coming after him— or, if so, what would happen when she did.

You're kidding. I thought all geniuses read Latin. Isn't that the international language for smart people?"-Shane (Glass Houses)

Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy.