quote by Frank Zappa

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

— Frank Zappa

Most Powerful Morons quotations

What did you expect? 'Welcome, sonny?' 'Make yourself at home?' 'Marry my daughter?' You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know . . . morons.

Morons quote We're all consumers. The consumer is not a moron; she is your wife.
We're all consumers. The consumer is not a moron; she is your wife.

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

Morons quote The consumer is not a moron, she is your wife.
The consumer is not a moron, she is your wife.

Islamophobia: a word created by fascists, and used by cowards, to manipulate morons.

I see no greatness in my self...I'm a simple-minded, child-like, insipid sort of moronic and kind of akward feeling adolescent.

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.

Religious and racial persecution is moronic at all times, perhaps the most idiotic of human stupidities.

The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons.

I have a zero tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to scare people.

The emergency problem of segregation and sterilization must be faced immediately. Every feeble-minded girl or woman of the hereditary type, especially of the moron class, should be segregated during the reproductive periodwe prefer the policy of immediate sterilization, of making sure that parenthood is absolutely prohibited to the feeble-minded.

Maybe I`m getting to the age when I`m starting to be senile or nostalgic or both, but people are so angry now. You used to be able to disagree with people and still be friends. Now you hear these talk shows, and everyone who believes differently from you is a moron and an idiot - both on the Right and the Left.

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

Art has knowledge and skills, and to come to know them is to be implicitly against a culture that is against knowledge - today's mass culture, which aims to produce a lot of consuming morons.

Wonder, and its expression in poetry and the arts, are among the most important things which seem to distinguish men from other animals, and intelligent and sensitive people from morons.

The full squat is a perfectly natural position for the leg to occupy.

That's why there is a joint in the middle of it, and why humans have been occupying this position, both unloaded and loaded, for millions of years. Much longer, in fact, than quasi-intellect ual morons have been telling us that it's 'bad' for the knees.

I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking.

And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.

Computer : a million morons working at the speed of light.

Morons. I've got morons on my team.

For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron.

Just as any moron can destroy a priceless Ming vase, so the shallow and ill-educated people who run our schools can undermine and destroy from within a great civilization that took centuries of dedicated effort to create and maintain.

Terrorism is obviously on everybody's mind.

The other day my son says to me, 'Daddy, how come the bad men hate us?' How sad is that? I actually got tears in my eyes - because he's 18. What kind of a moron am I raising?

A lot of people, when they talk to me, I can't wait for them to shut up.

Like, shut up. you're a moron. I have nothing to say, you know?

Whenever I'm out of town for at least a week, I feel like I should write a postcard or something, but you can be a genius, you try and write a postcard you come across like a moron anyway: 'This city's got big buildings. I like food. Bye.'

Every great thinker is someone else's moron.

An organisation that treats its programmers as morons will soon have programmers that are willing and able to act like morons only.

It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron.

You are what you do. If you do boring, stupid monotonous work, chances are you'll end up boring, stupid and monotonous. Work is a much better explanation for the creeping cretinization all around us than even such significant moronizing mechanisms as television and education.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

I'm the one guy who says don't force the stupid people to be quiet - I want to know who the morons are.

Even if we accept, as the basic tenet of true democracy, that one moron is equal to one genius, is it necessary to go a further step and hold that two morons are better than one genius?

Michael Moore simultaneously represents everything I detest in a human being and everything I feel obligated to defend in an American. Quite simply, it is that stupid moron's right to be that utterly, completely wrong.

Yeah, I’m thinking it’s a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Let’s call it a meese. Like geese, only with morons. (Caleb)

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

When you cut pieces out of the truth to avoid looking like a fool you end up looking like a moron instead.